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sabrinababyX23

Member since Sun Nov 16, 2008 17:12:38 EST

Last login: Mon Mar 8, 2010 20:15:30 EST

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hey :]
the names sabrina.
im 16 going to be 17 on February 23rd.
i love soccer and singing and dancing and going nuts
everyone tells me that im high on life.
im always happy. and i mean always.
im not the brightest person around, i dont have common sence or book smarts.
but i get through life with no problems.
 i love my boyfriend <3

Recent Quotes by this Author:

Along the way,
I've learned that you can't let anyone in too far
you can't trust endlessly.
The biggest mistake you can make
is to care or love someone more than yourself, because then
you are just setting yourself up for disappointment.
Boundaries are necessary so that you can protect yourself,
because once you've... been broken,
you will never be fully fixed..
quote number 1369944
filed under inspirational
  2
side by side
or miles apart
best friends forever
are close to the heart

quote number 1366647
filed under friendship
  1
Today in my biomed class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, "Kate, no one asked about your weekend." Never have I laughed so hard in my life. MLIA
quote number 1319201
filed under funny
  7
Today, I had to have my mom pick me up from school. As I was was waiting I recieved a text and since I was replying, I didn't see my mom pull up next to me, or my older brother jump out of the car. They then went on to open the car door, and throw me in, the whole time yelling "Dirve! Drive!" After I realized who it was, I stopped screaming to look out the window to find the whole parking lot of people with worried looks on their faces, assuming I had been kidnapped... best.family.ever. MLIA
quote number 1319195
filed under funny
  4
Today, while bored at the Mall, I pretended to be a mannaquin. This guy walked to me, trying to figure out if I was real or not. I then yelled, and he screamed and ran away. Laughing, I moved to another part of the store, and did the same thing. The same guy returned with a friend and tried to tell him I was real. I didn't move, so he got angry and pushed me over. I didn't do anything, and pretended to have been knocked unconscious when my head hid the floor. He freaked out, and tried to find a pulse. I then yelled and scared him again. He screamed swore at me, then left. The whole time me and his friend were cracking up laughing. We have a date for Tuesday. MLIA
quote number 1319192
filed under funny
  7
the only friends you need in your life
          are the ones that need you in theirs.
quote number 1315269
filed under friendship
  5
she was exsatic when the love of her life asked her out
                                             it was a dare
she was shocked when they shared their first kiss
                                            he only did it to brag to his friends
she was thrilled when he said he loved her
                                            he did it to get in her pants
she was amazed when she lost her innocence to him
                                            he was pumped he layed her
she was happy when she found out she was carrying his baby 
                                            he knew he had to get out                  
she was heart broken when he packed up and left. 
                                            he found a new girl.

hilighttt
minee <33
quote number 1313844
filed under love
  1
ok..
     you caught me staring at you... :/
          but i caught you staring back <3
quote number 1305882
filed under love
  1
Today, I arrived at my class room door for science. On the door was police tape in a cross with a sign written on it "Crime scene. Do not enter". When we walked through the door, my science teacher was lying on the floor "dead" with a fake knife and fake blood around him. He was "dead" all lesson, and had left us a note telling us how to solve the "crime". When the bell rang, he got up, brushed himself off and walked out of the door. A girl in the class then yelled "It was a joke?!", she was serious. MLIA.
quote number 1305878
filed under funny
  12
Today, one of my students in math class was misbehaving. I assigned him a 500 word essay due the next day explaining the history of logarithms and calculators. He came in the next day with 6 blank sheets of paper and told me he had written it in invisible ink. I went home and found a invisible ink indicator from years before.He actually wrote it.
quote number 1305877
filed under funny
  5

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