sail

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Joined: May 27, 2012
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sail's Favorite Quotes


Normal flirting: hey babe, you're so pretty and sweet. may I get your number?
Me flirting: if you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
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Teacher: You're late. 
Student: I'm late? 
Teacher: Y
ou missed an entire period.
Student:
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Student:
Teacher:
Student:
Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.
 
Friend: Flawless skin, beautiful hair, skinny, perfect nose
Me: Deformed fish



It's hard to admit that you're not as strong as everyone believes you to be.
 



If you're in love,
then you're the lucky one.
 Because most of us 
are bitter over someone. ♥

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Mom: You know, I know more about you than you even know about yourself.
Me: Lolwhat. No way.
Mom: I bet I do. I know more about you than you think.
Me: ...
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Sure mom, i have friends!

Their names are:

Wit Teapro-Files

Yu Tewb

Tom Blur

and

Fred Gerator.

If you don't get it, say them out loud (;
Being the “innocent one” is just as bad as being the “bad one”.
You get tired of all the questions and comments thrown your way.
It’s my decisions and you don’t need to know about everything.
Stop prying into my life, and start paying attention to your own.