samariah
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Joined: July 12, 2011
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user id: 194009
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user id: 194009
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So broo, the name's Sarah. I'm not too sure any of you care to hear me ramble so i'll make this short and sweet..i like pie.
Stay Classy.
Be the protein to someones hateraide.
[b]r[ea]s[t] cancer
rip Grandma<3
Be the protein to someones hateraide.
[b]r[ea]s[t] cancer
rip Grandma<3
Well i guess i'll be semi serious in this box...
..what i heartt<3..
Jesus
My Fam(ily)
My Friends
Skiing&Snowboarding
Boys
Listening to Music
Hanging out with friends
TAYLOR SWIFT<3
Sam Tsui
Bo Burnham
and other random artists.
&&Acting like a Boss..of course.
..what i hate..jk, no hate..what i dislike(:
People. lol jk(:
Bitches.
Players.
People who comment annoying things..so dont be one(:
Bullies.
People who dont know how to have fun.
..what i heartt<3..
Jesus
My Fam(ily)
My Friends
Skiing&Snowboarding
Boys
Listening to Music
Hanging out with friends
TAYLOR SWIFT<3
Sam Tsui
Bo Burnham
and other random artists.
&&Acting like a Boss..of course.
..what i hate..jk, no hate..what i dislike(:
People. lol jk(:
Bitches.
Players.
People who comment annoying things..so dont be one(:
Bullies.
People who dont know how to have fun.
Oh yaa. and i kind of love this girl..no homo of course!...
jelizabeth
jelizabeth
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Meanwhile in AP
Chem class...
This one nerdy kid and my friends were having a strange argument about who was smarter. My friend Nate said "Well at least I have a girlfriend!" Without missing a beat, the nerdy kid said, "Well your girlfried has 67 protons!" In response, the whole class, including the teacher looked at the periodic table hanging on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol "Ho". My teacher was the first one to laugh.
This one nerdy kid and my friends were having a strange argument about who was smarter. My friend Nate said "Well at least I have a girlfriend!" Without missing a beat, the nerdy kid said, "Well your girlfried has 67 protons!" In response, the whole class, including the teacher looked at the periodic table hanging on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol "Ho". My teacher was the first one to laugh.
A
Ghost
Could be humping you right
now and you would never know.
A woman who was 5 months pregnant fell into a coma. She
awoke 4 months later, and asked the doctor what had happened to her
babies.
Doctor: You
had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother named them for you.
Woman: Not my brother! He's the biggest idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Not my brother! He's the biggest idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well that isn't so bad, what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Person: Who do
you think you are?
Me: Running 'round leaving scars!
Person:
Me: Collecting your jar of hearts!
Me: Tearing love apart!
Me: You're gonna catch a cold!
Me: From the ice inside your soul!
Me: Don't come back for me!
Me: Don't come back at all!
Person:
Me:
Person: *walks away*
Me: Lol wait jk come back
Person:
Me: BABY, COME BACK!
Person:
Me: You can blame it all on me!...
Me: Running 'round leaving scars!
Person:
Me: Collecting your jar of hearts!
Me: Tearing love apart!
Me: You're gonna catch a cold!
Me: From the ice inside your soul!
Me: Don't come back for me!
Me: Don't come back at all!
Person:
Me:
Person: *walks away*
Me: Lol wait jk come back
Person:
Me: BABY, COME BACK!
Person:
Me: You can blame it all on me!...
you know what sucks about falling
for
a guy you know youre not right for?
you fall anyway because you think he
might turn out to be different.
BravoSierra's format (=
-Cinderlla story
♥
Why am I still single?
Brain: you're weird.
Body: and you're fat!
Face: plus you're pretty ugly..
Food: I'm here for you.
Maybe I'm still single because I didn't forward that chain email to seventeen of my closest friends five years ago.
