samhu00
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Hi. I love you. Stay strong xx
Joined: November 26, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 243302
Gender: F
Joined: November 26, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 243302
Gender: F
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*Accidentally bumps in to you*
" O h , I ' m s o s o r r y ! "
*Accidentally holds your hand*
" W h o o p s , s o r r y a g a i n ! "
*Accidentally kisses you*
" W o w , c l u m s y m e ! "
Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss
me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.
*Me when I order
food*
Me: Can I get a hot dog? ... Um, lemme get some tater tots. Oh and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeño poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of ranch, some pixie stix, taco salad, order of ribs...
Me: And.....A diet coke
Me: No, strawberry shake
Me: No, a diet coke
Me: No, both.
Me: Can I get a hot dog? ... Um, lemme get some tater tots. Oh and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeño poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of ranch, some pixie stix, taco salad, order of ribs...
Me: And.....A diet coke
Me: No, strawberry shake
Me: No, a diet coke
Me: No, both.
Convo between me and my
dad:
me: *painting nails*
dad: dont u have anything more productive to do? u just spend ur whole day fixing ur nails! dont u have anything else to do??
me:...i could do my hair..
dad: ...
me: *painting nails*
dad: dont u have anything more productive to do? u just spend ur whole day fixing ur nails! dont u have anything else to do??
me:...i could do my hair..
dad: ...
Me: *Talking to my phone* Yeah.. I'm a socially awkward potato..
My Phone: Okay, I'll call you Socially Awkward Potato.
Me: That was mean!
My Phone: You should really go exersize.
True Story.
"It was funny, but I don't like
you so I'm not gonna laugh"
-Wise words of a girl from Toddlers and Tiaras
you so I'm not gonna laugh"
-Wise words of a girl from Toddlers and Tiaras
Plot twist: He likes you back
