sammi42

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Joined: June 30, 2011
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Quotes by sammi42

  TIP to reduce weight:
turn your head to the left and then to the right
repeat this excercise when someone offers you something to eat:)
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rearrange these words 1) pneis 2) htielr 3) nggeri 4) buttsxe
Did u get spine lither ginger and subtext?
fave if u thought of the other words;)
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girls can ruin a guys life :)
example remove all vowels from the word FEMALE

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oh you're straight?
so is spaghetti until it gets hot  
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When girls want a kiss:
they stare into your eyes biting their lip for you to make the first move
When guys want a kiss:
they hold your hand and play with it they stare into your eyes and move in
When most people want a kiss:
they sob uncontrollably from a distance because they have the feeling noone will ever love them
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Let's eat grandpa
Let's eat, grandpa
correct punctuation can save a person's life:)
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PICK UP LINE GONE WRONG
BOY: did it hurt?
girl: what?
boy: when you fell from heaven?
girl: awwwww:)
boy: cause your face is f***** up
girl: -_-

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FACEBOOK is like a jail...
you sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you dont really know.
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Saying "we can still be friends" is like
your mom telling you that
"your dog died but you can still keep it"

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"dammit im mad
is still
dammit im mad
spelled backwards"

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