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Joined: August 16, 2011
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user id: 208478
Gender: F

sammie1288's Favorite Quotes

I don't even have my own personality anymore it's just a mixture of all the youtubers that I watch um
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full".
That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham
We need a universal hand signal for
“my parents don’t know about that.”

Me every summer: 
Is today Tuesday or Sunday?



Ben and Jerry's should
be sold as medicine for painful break-ups .

If you ever think you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788
the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.
the most amazing thing happened, you guys won't believe it.

So I went out for lunch and I was sitting in a coffee shop, really cute and small and sweet.
And I overheard the conversation on the table in front of me. It was a couple, I'd say 18 or 19 years old, and the girl was playing with a ring on her finger that I assume he'd given to her?
And then she confessed that she was pregnant.
And I just watched the back of this guy who I expected to freak out, pretend he hadn't heard it, pretend it wasn't a big deal, or underplay it in some way.
You know what he did?
He jumped out of his chair - bringing the whole attention of the cafe on him - and pulled her up, twirled her around in his arms and kept saying "I'm going to be a father, I love you, thank you so much." It was one of the most beautiful things I'd ever seen.

Normal people: I like everyone unless you give me a reason not to.
Me: I hate everyone unless you give me a reason not to.
"Stop being over dramatic," they say.
"I don't know what you mean." I say as I descend from the ceiling surrounded by mist.