sammie1288
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Joined: August 16, 2011
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 208478
Gender: F
Joined: August 16, 2011
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 208478
Gender: F
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My parents often
warned me that people on the internet could be lying
about who they really are. But I've found that the internet is the only place where people are truely themselves and real life is where they lie about who they really are.
about who they really are. But I've found that the internet is the only place where people are truely themselves and real life is where they lie about who they really are.
Only 1,000,362 more minutes
until Finding Dory comes
out.
“
If a girl understands your
bullsh.it, sticks through your mistakes,
smiles even when you've done nothing for
her; it's obvious she's
a keeper, but it's also obvious you don't
deserve her.
”
Me: Finally. The perfect quote.
Me: *add quote*
Witty: You must tag at least two categories.
Me: Fineeee *tags*
Me: *add quote*
Witty: You must select a category.
Me: FINE THEN *selects category*
Me: *add quote*
Witty: Slow down there!
Me: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Me: *adds quote again*
Witty: Cool your jets!
Me: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Joey:
But it hurts my Joey's apple!
Chandler: For the last time, it's not named after the individual man.
Chandler: For the last time, it's not named after the individual man.
Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
Real Life Friends:
Me:
Real Life Friends:
Me:
Internet Friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THE BAND DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.
nmq
basically my mood every day:
ew
how about no
can u not
stahp
get a life
honestly are you that dumb
i'm done
leave
get out
go home
is it possible to die of stupidity exposure
get away from me peasant
ew
how about no
can u not
stahp
get a life
honestly are you that dumb
i'm done
leave
get out
go home
is it possible to die of stupidity exposure
get away from me peasant
Since Abercrombie & Fitch destroys it's unsold and
won't donate because
poor people wearing the clothes would be a bad image, I say everyone should donate as much Abercrombie & Fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaniously p.iss off a sh.itty company and help those in need.
poor people wearing the clothes would be a bad image, I say everyone should donate as much Abercrombie & Fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaniously p.iss off a sh.itty company and help those in need.
You can tell a woman's mood by her hands.
For example, if she's holding a
gun, she's probably
mad.