BREAKING NEWS!
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up
& Move On, crashing into We All Have Problems, before coming to
a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints can be forwarded to
1-800-cry-me-a-river with Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from
Quitchur
Bitchen. If
you like this, re-post it. If you don't, suck it up Buttercup,
life DOESN'T revolve around YOU!