samxoxo2100

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Joined: May 25, 2011
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 177387
Location: Connecticut
Gender: F
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About Me
hey i just met you, & my names sam. well heres my witty, so follow me maybe? oh & follow me on tumblr. 0ctopusss.tumblr.com

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happyyyyy

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i like food & sleeping


Quotes by samxoxo2100

Girl 1: omg i'm pregnant .
Girl 2: omg i'm addicted to drugs.
Girl 3: omg i'm always drunk.
Me:  omg i accidentally reblogged this twice.

*Me & my mom listening to somebody that I use to know *
Mom: do you like this song ?
Me: not really
Mom: yeah, they play it too much.. it's starting to become a song I use to know..
*true story.

I can't wait to come over babe(:
Me niether! Talk dirty to me (;

Mud.

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.

I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

Friend: How long does it take to get there?
Me: About 5 songs.

Mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
Normal girls: I have boy problems.
Me: I have wifi problems.

I have screwed up 52 % of my teenage life...

[x] Kissed someone before dating
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3


[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 7


[x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[x
] Passed notes
[
x] Threw stuff across the room
[
x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far:
12

[x] Took pictures during school hours
[
x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to
iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far:
15

[] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[
] Broke the dress code
[x] Failed a class
[
x] Ate food during class
Total so far:
17

[] Been called the worst student
[x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[
x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far:
20

[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x]Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far:
26

Multiply by 3 for a total.
Post as
"I have screwed up
52% of my teenage life."
I need someone to vent to.
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