samxoxo2100

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Joined: May 25, 2011
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 177387
Location: Connecticut
Gender: F
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About Me
hey i just met you, & my names sam. well heres my witty, so follow me maybe? oh & follow me on tumblr. 0ctopusss.tumblr.com

Status;


happyyyyy

Other;

i like food & sleeping


Quotes by samxoxo2100

Your crush is in a relationship with You.
6 minutes ago • Comment Like

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Do this;
First, close your eyes & pretend your holding a salt shaker. Then shake the salt in your mouth.
 

I'm bad at math,
 so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
dyslexic man
  walks into a bra.
tFriend: I get 10 times more guys than you!
Me: 10 x 0 = 0

 


Someone should texxt me .


Fave if;
y o u  p r e t e n d  t o   c a r e  w h a t  t h e  b i r t h d a y  c a r d  s a y s ,  b u t  y o u 
r e a l l y  j u s t  w a n t  t h e  m o n e y .


Fave if;
y o u   p l a n  a n  e n t ir e  c o n v e r s a ti o n  i n  y o u r  h e a d  &  i t  n e v e r  
h a p p e n s .


Fave if;

you  feel  your  phone  vi brat e  when  you  don't   even  have  i t.










 

 


Wow you're cool.




Fave if you read that sarcastically.


 




 


 

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