Your crush is in a relationship with You. ♥ 6 minutes ago • Comment • Like nmq/format
Do this; First, close your eyes & pretend your holding a salt shaker. Then shake the salt in your mouth.
Fave if; y o u p r e t e n d t o c a r e w h a t t h e b i r t h d a y c a r d s a y s , b u t y o u r e a l l y j u s t w a n t t h e m o n e y .
Fave if; y o u p l a n a n e n t ir e c o n v e r s a ti o n i n y o u r h e a d & i t n e v e r h a p p e n s .
Wow you're cool. Fave if you read that sarcastically.