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sarah_elizabeth13xMember since Thu Oct 8, 2009 15:30:20 EDT Last login: Fri Nov 20, 2009 16:34:51 EST AIM SN: Quote Stats: 42 |
the name is sarah;
call me what you want.
sterotypes = not my thing.
i have some close friends;
ana, alissa, jenelle, sam, marissa.
there all i need <3
i'm single, because boys are stupid.
nooffence;]
GOALS:
quotes--
25
50
100
call me what you want.
sterotypes = not my thing.
i have some close friends;
ana, alissa, jenelle, sam, marissa.
there all i need <3
i'm single, because boys are stupid.
nooffence;]
GOALS:
quotes--
100
Recent Quotes by this Author:
yesterdaywashalloween,
& i was handing out candy.
it was the last few minutes of the "trick-or-treat time" for my city,
& two little 4-year-old boys came up to me.
i had run out of candy,
so i got a pre-packaged mini bag of pretzels & some reeses pb cups.
i gave one kid the reeses, & he goes "whoa, you guys don't get cheap on candy!"
& when i give the other little kid the pretzels he goes "what the heck lady? it's halloween, & you don't give out pretzels on halloween. forget you!"
MLIA
& i was handing out candy.
it was the last few minutes of the "trick-or-treat time" for my city,
& two little 4-year-old boys came up to me.
i had run out of candy,
so i got a pre-packaged mini bag of pretzels & some reeses pb cups.
i gave one kid the reeses, & he goes "whoa, you guys don't get cheap on candy!"
& when i give the other little kid the pretzels he goes "what the heck lady? it's halloween, & you don't give out pretzels on halloween. forget you!"
MLIA
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
--> & have dinner with her parents.
*since this is such a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.
...well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. he tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
_at the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. the boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
That night,
the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
-the boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. the boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
...a minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
...10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
the boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
^haha lmaoo XD
not mine, not jocking.
--> & have dinner with her parents.
*since this is such a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.
...well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. he tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
_at the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. the boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
That night,
the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
-the boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. the boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
...a minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
...10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
the boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
^haha lmaoo XD
not mine, not jocking.
8thingsihateabouteveryone:
1) when you are waiting at the bus stop & someone asks "did the bus come yet?" if the bus came, would i still be standing here?
2) people who are willing to get up & search an entire room for the remote because they refuse to walk up to the t.v. & change it manually.
3) when products say they are both "new & improved". if it was new, there was nothing before it. if it's improved, there was something before it that they now made better. so which is it?
4) when watching a movie & someone asks "did you see that?" no loser, i just paid $12 to come to the movies & stare at the floor!
5) when people say "life is short". what the heck?! life is the longest thing anyone can ever do! what can you do that's longer than life?
6) when people say "it's always the last place you look". well, duhh. why would you keep looking if you already found it? do people do this? who are they?
7) when people say "you just want to have your cake & eat it too". well yeah, what good is cake if you can't eat it?
8) when people point to their wrist to ask for the time. i know where my watch is pal, where's yours? do you see me point to my crotch when i want to know where the bathroom is? i think not.
1) when you are waiting at the bus stop & someone asks "did the bus come yet?" if the bus came, would i still be standing here?
2) people who are willing to get up & search an entire room for the remote because they refuse to walk up to the t.v. & change it manually.
3) when products say they are both "new & improved". if it was new, there was nothing before it. if it's improved, there was something before it that they now made better. so which is it?
4) when watching a movie & someone asks "did you see that?" no loser, i just paid $12 to come to the movies & stare at the floor!
5) when people say "life is short". what the heck?! life is the longest thing anyone can ever do! what can you do that's longer than life?
6) when people say "it's always the last place you look". well, duhh. why would you keep looking if you already found it? do people do this? who are they?
7) when people say "you just want to have your cake & eat it too". well yeah, what good is cake if you can't eat it?
8) when people point to their wrist to ask for the time. i know where my watch is pal, where's yours? do you see me point to my crotch when i want to know where the bathroom is? i think not.
have you ever wondered,
what giving 100% means? how can you give more than 100%? what makes up 100% in life?
---> well here's alogical solution:
if...
a | b | c | d | e | f | g | h | i | j | k | l | m | n | o | p | q | r | s | t | u | v | w | x | y | z
is represented as...
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26
then...
h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
&*
k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
but...
a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
&*
b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
&*
a-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
so hardwork and knowledge will get you far in life,
but attitude, bullshit, and asskissing will put you over the top <3
what giving 100% means? how can you give more than 100%? what makes up 100% in life?
---> well here's a
if...
a | b | c | d | e | f | g | h | i | j | k | l | m | n | o | p | q | r | s | t | u | v | w | x | y | z
is represented as...
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26
then...
h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
&*
k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
but...
a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
&*
b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
&*
a-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
so hardwork and knowledge will get you far in life,
but attitude, bullshit, and asskissing will put you over the top <3
_if you really love someone_
Oput their name in a circleO
not a heart ♥
.x. because hearts can get broken .x.
but circles go on
f o r e v e r
Oput their name in a circleO
not a heart
but circles go on
f o r e v e r
She Was So Blonde...
...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius."
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
...she sold the car for gas money.
...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius."
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
...she sold the car for gas money.
...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
Everytime she laughs, she hopes he`s watching.
Not so he sees that she`s happy;
But that maybe, just maybe [ he`ll fall for her smile. ]
Just as hard as she fell for his.
Not so he sees that she`s happy;
But that maybe, just maybe [ he`ll fall for her smile. ]
Just as hard as she fell for his.
v
favoritethis:
if you know someone who should be hit by a bus
; ]
favoritethis:
if you know someone who should be hit by a bus
; ]
i'mnotsupposedtoloveyou;
*i'm not supposed to care..
& i'm not supposed to live my life,
.x.wishing you were there.x.
__but i just can't help but wonder:
where you are & what you do.
--i'm sorry i can thelp myself--
ifellinlovewithyou♥
*i'm not supposed to care..
& i'm not supposed to live my life,
.x.wishing you were there.x.
__but i just can't help but wonder:
where you are & what you do.
--i'm sorry i can thelp myself--
ifellinlovewithyou♥
finding the perfect guy is like finding the perfect bra.
you can try many different ones:
-different shapes.
-different colors.
-different styles.
until you find that perfect one*
the one that:
-holds you tight.
-supports you.
-is close to your heart.
but unlike bras...
love is pricele$$ <3
you can try many different ones:
-different shapes.
-different colors.
-different styles.
until you find that perfect one*
the one that:
-holds you tight.
-supports you.
-is close to your heart.
but unlike bras...
love is pricele$$ <3
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