sarahbelle

Status: Haii peepz :3
Joined: May 28, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: April 13
user id: 178031
Location: Catasauqua, PA
Gender: F
Hey, people of Witty! I'm Sarah, hmu and like my quotes

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what doesn't kill you leaves
  you lying awake at two am     wishing it had.





 

110 0 MissAnna MissAnna
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Some obnoxious kid
I have a huge dick... ladies ;)
Like • Comment • 6 minutes ago
 
Other dude
*am
34 seconds ago · Like

 
528 15 Skimrande Skimrande
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Friend: "Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you!"
Me: "Yea... well so is a grenade..."
218 0 Soccerfata Soccerfata
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If I had $1 for every time someone called me good-looking, I would have exactly $1.



Thanks Mum.




 
173 1 dooosh dooosh
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Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother: I don't know
Me: To get to the gay guys house
Brother: What?
Me: Nevermind
Me: Knock Knock
Brother: Whos there?
Me: The chicken!
My Mom: *starts laughing*

True story
 
513 6 jimboslice3 jimboslice3
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Them: you should take anger management classes.
 Me: you should take shut the hell up classes.
 

191 2 YouAreLovedXo YouAreLovedXo
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It's because I'm green, isn't it?

~The Grinch
124 4 wdmbguard wdmbguard
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Me; I am sooo over him..
*recives text message*
Him; Heyy.(:
*I'm just not gonna answer*
*2 minutes later*
*Omg, I have too.*
Me; Heyyyyyy.(:

3 0 jaxphillips jaxphillips
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