The
Directioners Oath:
I (your name), solemnly
swear that as a directioner, I will dedicate as much time to the
boys that I possibly can, I will never send hate to anyone dear to
them, nor to a fellow directioner, I will never miss a new video
photograph or interview, nor will I cease fangirling over them, I
will help continue to make the Directioner fandom stick to its High
Prestige and help and directionator whom has potential of being a
great Directioner. I swear that in 20 years from now, a former fan
is settled down with one of the members, I will still love and
respect them and contunue to fangirl. I will not send hate to any
member of One Direction, niether will I point out any flaws of
their perfect stateure. I promise to always support their
careers, and their love for each other. I will always ship their
bromances also. By reciting this solemn oath, I am giving up my
spare time, any other hobby I used to be obsessed with, and
probably my sanity. I (your name) swear to hereby support and love
the group One Direction with all my heart, and declare to be
dedicated to Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall
Horan, and Zayn Malik until the end of time. If one shall fail to
meet these standards and requirements, they shall be punished by
being locked into a room full of
spoons.