sarahnorman

Status: lovin 1d <3
Joined: March 18, 2012
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 284632
Location: Narnia
Gender: F

Quotes by sarahnorman

How much do I cost?

Natural Hair:
[] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75 
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
|] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $275
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $420
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Vision?
[] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $650
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $450
Favorite Color/Colors (can be more than 1):
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other- $500
Total= $750

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PWAMWIOOOD

Meaning: Please Wait A Minute While I Obsess Over One Direction
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In the old ages, if you were between the ages of 8 and 12 you were called a moron, no a child.
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       I know that one day I will go on with my life . Finish school & start a family . I may not be a Directioner forever but in 50 years, when I have grandchildren, I will be watching the television & there'll be news that one of the five boys of One Direction had passed away . I will tremble a little bit & sit down .  My grandchildren will ask me what is wrong . I'll say that nothing was wrong . But then, I'll stand up & go to my room, open a drawer & there'll be a box . In that box is my past . I'll look at the first thing in my box - a picture of the five most amazing boys that once made my life complete . I may have never met them in flesh but that won't matter to me . A tear will stream down my face as I look at all the posters and hold up the Up All Night CD in my hand . I will remember the dissapointment when the More Than This video came out & it was just a clip from the DVD . I will remember my very mad parents screaming at me for being insane & listening to WMYB while singing along at the top of my lungs . The countless sleepless nights of fangirling with my best friend . The dreams of once seeing them and them then falling in love with me . I will have a flashback of all the things I did involving the boys . My blog that I spent hours on . I will be so deep in my thoughts that I won't even notice me sobbing . My granddaughter will come to see why I've been gone for so long . She'll see that I'm crying and ask what was in my hand . I'll then say, "These are the five boys that made me stay up until 4 a.m. to watch a twitcam . Fight with Directionators and protect their girlfriends . They made me cry, but most importantly, these five amazing boys were my first love . I will never forget them . " I will put away the box & go on with my life . But - there will always be a special place in my heart for the five boys of One Direction . 
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Follow For A Follow?
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165 followers! Thank you! :)
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TWINKLE TWINKLE

LIAM PAYNE,

NIALL, HARRY,

LOUIS, ZAYN,

ONE DIRECTION RULES MY LIFE,

THEY KNOW IM THEIR FUTURE WIFE!

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Last night, I went to fireworks for the fourth of July. An airplane flew right through the show and you wanna know what I imagend. I imagened the flight attendent saying "If you look to your left, you will see a firework show! Please buckle your seat belt because this flight is now turbulance until we fly through it." into the mic. I laughed so hard.
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There is no 'I' in team but team spelled backwards is meat!
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Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read

this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says

its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God 

send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being

tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If 

you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. ♥


(I hope < 3)
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