sarahsassy8

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Hi I just love funny quotes :)

Quotes by sarahsassy8

Me:
I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.



Parents:
Okay, let me just get dressed..



AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD,



CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A



BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A



HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.







Parents:
I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.



Me:
*putting shoes on*



Parents:
WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO



DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT



THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU?



YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
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Me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.

Parents: Okay, let me just get dressed..

AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD,

CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A

BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A

HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.



Parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.

Me: *putting shoes on*

Parents: WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO

DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT

THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU?

YOU ARE SO SELFISH.





©SummerDawnX


 

  
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Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, “I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is.”

At 10:00 a.m., a dozen red roses arrived at the house. At 1:00 p.m., a two-pound box of chocolates was delivered. The designer dress arrived at 3:00.

When her husband came home, the woman ran to meet him and threw her arms around his neck, “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”.
                   Nmq but my format

 

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On a scale of 1- Nicki Minaj,

how pink should i make my lips?
Nmq but my format

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We are all mature,
until someone brings out the bubble wrap.









-pop- -pop- tee hee he
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If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice...



They're lying.
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Oh, so you got arrested?
just say YOLO to the cops and I'm sure they'll understand.

Nmq but my format :)

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Sorry your password must contain
the entire alphabet, your left foot, a
theme song to a television show,
and the blood of your enemies
Nmq but my format :)
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 Me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
Parents: Okay, let me just get dressed..
AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD,
CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A
BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A
HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.

Parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
Me: *putting shoes on*
Parents: WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO
DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT
THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU?
YOU ARE SO SELFISH.


©SummerDawnX

 

 

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Fave if:
1. You check your phone for no reason,
because you know nobody has texted you.

2. You will go slightly out of your way to
step on a crunchy-looking leaf.

3. You always hear your name
when it's not being called.

4. You hate hearing your voice in recordings.

5. You use the word "thingy",
when you can't remember what something is called.

6. You pretend you're writing in class
so the teacher won't call on you.

7. You say the entire alphabet because
you can't remember what letter comes next.
                           Nmq
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