*Me ordering at a drive thru*
Worker taking my order: "Welcome to Burger King, Would you
like a free apple pie with your order?"
Me"You don't know my life, You can't judge me, you
don't know what I've been through, YOU DON'T KNOW
ME OR WHAT I WANT."
Me:"Yes, I want the apple pie and I'll take a large
fry, that's it"
Worker:"Please pull forward"
*truestory, best order of my