sarahthecow

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Joined: August 13, 2010
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im sorry if you came here looking for quotes i dont use this website anymore at all bc literally everyone is really annoying tbh and im bored of it so
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Quotes by sarahthecow






getting a slushee in the face is like being bxtch-slapped by an iceberg. 
                                            - chris colfer 



 



anyone know who makes
 GOOD THEMES ON TUMBLR?   COMMENT.


 




tina: my balls are falling off.
kurt:            i've been there.

 







parents: can we use your computer for a minute?
me: 
wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: yeah sure here you go 



don't let one mistake
 keep    us    apart.  

mercedes: isn't that a girl sweater?
kurt: fashion has no gender.




tequila, for whatever reason, makes me come up with conspiracy theories of how i'm in line for the british throne.
-chris colfer. ♥

 




interviewer: have you had stalkers? 
                   
chris colfer: not really. i dunno.. some form of stalking is flattering.


interviewer: if they're good looking,yes.

chris colfer: if they're very good looking, i don't call it stalking. i call it pursuing. strongly pursuing.

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