saraluvssapphy21

My friend asked me why I always have hives
on my arms. I said, "I'm allergic to cats but
there's this one that's just so cute I have to keep petting it."
She gave me a funny look and I kept going and said,
"You see, it's a little bit like love. It keeps hurting you, but you just keep coming back for more."

Oh yes, it's completely fine
to go out with my ex.
You're such a pal.
Have fun with my sloppy seconds.

I don't get jealous when
I see my ex with someone
else because my mom always
told me to give my old toys to the
less fortunate.

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