sararayne

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Screw God.
I've grown up believing and worshipping a god faker than barbie. If there was a god, why the hell didn't he help me? Why did you just let us all fall into this horrible darkness? I thought you were supposed to love us. Help us. Guide us. If there is a god he's not who we think he is. He's a vantriloquist, a puppet master, and we're all just the sad pathetic dolls he uses for amusement. 
 



 

Apologizing 100 times to your pet

Because you accidentally hit them





 


Proffessional Gymnast: Does 8 backflips and lands perfectly on feet
Me: Trips over crumb
Quote by: chickittylover
 



 

Shout out to the teachers 
Who make you watch a movie 
With no question sheet





i used to cheat during Seven Up
by looking at people's shoes from underneath my elbow.




 
You've got 99 problems
and 86 of them are completely made up scenerios in your head that you're stressing about for absolutely no logical reason

 



R.I.P 

to all the people who die everyday and aren't acknowledged because they aren't celebrities.....




 

 nmq

"Class Rules!"


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'



TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher


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Seeing a boy younger than you,
 
and thinking "Damn, you're gonna be fine." then mentally yelling at yourself for being a creep.