sarhgirl

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Joined: October 8, 2009
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Gender: F

Heey There! I'm Sarah <33 



Oceans. Coffee. Sunrises. Little Kids. Warm Weather. Crop tops. Green Tea. Makeup. Playgrounds. Texting. Music. Dresses. Happiness. Waves. Laughing. Roller Coasters. Short-Shorts. Glitter. Healthy Habits. Disney Movies. Long Hair. Jokes. Bikinis. Family. SNL. Bonfires. Sweatpants. Tumblr. Witty Profiles♥

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       \\ I 
may noknow your favoritcolour, fooor movietc.//

                                         But I know your eyes make brown look like the best colour,
Your smile makes me smile like an idiot,
When you laugh you get dimples in your cheeks,
when you are around your friends you act tough,
but you are the most sensitive guy otherwise..
I also know that you look at her the way I look at you,
I know that this is so [unfair]
because she will never love you the way i do 





I'm Australian.
& NO i do NOT  say 'G'day mate!' I say 'hi'
I do NOT surf. I can't hop on a surf board for the life of me.
I don't even live near a beach. I have to travel at least 2 hours to a beach, which is the birth place of some sharks.
I DO not have any special talent. I'm not living in the desert, or anything like that.
I live in a over populated small town.
I go to the pool, NOT the beach
I wacth disney, NOT tan
I'm always on my laptop, NOT surfing.
And for your information if you say
G'day mate, to try and sound Australian,
Your failing. You just look like an idiot.
OH AND no I dont ride kangaroo's -_- I've only ever seen a couple AT A ZOO. and if i tried to hop on a wild one it would probably kill me, literally. I only see wombats when im camping 4 HOURS AWAY. only ever seen a walluby once. and I DO NOT RIDE AN EMU. that thing would eat my eyes out. We ride cars, buses, motorbikes etc. just like you.

I'm just a teenager.
In high school
addicted to geek games
does nothing with her life
in love
Has very little friends
not popular
not athletic
Like most people i just exist

Stop being so stereo-typical.



This isnt meant to offend, i just wanted to point this out.
 

 

 

Everyone: scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes scissors.

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Substitute teacher: SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY! 
Substitute teacher whispers to me: whats that young girls name at the back 
Me: Uhh Miss...
Substitute Teacher: Yes? 
Me: HIS name is Hayden ...
Substitute Teacher: oh.. Yes .. I know that... SIT DOWN HAYDEN 

True Story :')

I just saw 
A bunch of ducks
practicing  their  teenage  girl  faces...

 

Fantasy-

British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you. 
American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

Reality-

British Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.
Australlian Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.
American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

Mum: Why are you doing that?
Me: Because One Direction do it.
Mum: So if One Direction jumped of a clif-
Me: yes.


Touch her heart
NOT her body
Steal her love
NOT her virginity
Make her smile
DON'T waste her
Tears

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Msmiliplastic
& Its melting from all this pain
hatalthese sunny days
I just wish itr would rain
I'hidalmtears
From the people who pretend they care
knoI'nosleeping
But i swear this is a nightmare
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Poem i made a while back all mine. if joked please credit me