sassybrat123

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excuse me mister...
are you a parking ticket?
cause you go fine written all over you!
 

I wanted to send you something sexy, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

 Seeinyourselithmirror afteschool,
and thinking, 'did i look like that all day'?!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
 
"People are the only ones to get married. I mean, two cows can't just get married. Like, what would they have? A cow priest? What would they say? 'I moo?'"
   
Theres a little truth behind every

"just kidding"
A little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
A little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
And a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

  

 
Girl runs outside and see's two girls from her school going by. Her dad asked her to water the flowers so he said "Go grab the hose." The girl runs up her driveway and drags those two girls back. ♥


think about it the "hose"

 

COOL STORY BRO.

My favorite part was when you stopped talking.

energy bunny arrested, charged with battery!........

everyone is entitled to their own
opinion its just that yours is stupid!