sassypants473

ugly ik
my best friend who is my neighbor has been my best friend since i was born. he has also been the one to cheer me up make me laugh and come over when im lonley. he even set me up with my first boyfriend. lately he has been going out with soo many girls (hes a big player) and hes become full of himself because he has a new girl every month and he gets older girls too. hes losing all if his friends and all the girls that used to respect him cant even look at him. he only talks to me when he needs homework or help on breaking up with girls. everyone tells us " omg you guys are gunna get married" but little do they know i secretly hope we do one day. the only downfall is he smokes and drinks which is one of the biggest turnoff of a guy for me so yeah im really confused and yeah. so if youre still readin leave a comment but you probably arent unless youre bored with your life like me. lol okay bye.

going to see my ex for the first time since he broke up with me tomorrow at a party. WISH. ME. LUCK. it is going to awkward as something that is really awkward.

Why did Mary fall off the swings?

Her hands were cut off.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Mary!!




Gets me every time... :)

What I say: "This is my new favorite song!"

What I mean: "I'm going to listen to this song over and over again until I get soo sick of it and never want to hear it ever again"

Normal People: I wonder what the person I'm gunna marry is doing right this second.

Me: I wonder what my future cats are doing right now...

theres nothin less classy than a boy breaking up with a girl over a text....

everyone dies, but not everybody lives.

I love how everyone says America is lazy and fat, but I'm pretty sure we just kicked all your butts in the Olypics...

I think we could mesh shark week and the Olympics nicely...we could see how fast Michael Phelps really is :P

Mission Impossible: Having a Disney actor/actress not become a singer...