sawsaw2141998

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Joined: November 26, 2011
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Birthday: February 14
user id: 243343
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Quotes by sawsaw2141998




         i hope im not on anyone's "people you are ignoring" list


                of course i talk to myself sometimes....everyone needs some expert advice sometimes!
friend: If you were in the olympics, what would you do?
me: tom daley. 
nmq/f

 

 

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broken pencils are so pointless...


When chemists die
they barium



I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough...


Yo momma so fat that her patronus is a cake

 


Friends are like snowflakes


Each one of them is special

if you pee on them they disappear

 

Writing the wrong date at the top of your homework

because you're a fearless boss


and you want your teacher to think you did your homework the first day it was assigned