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Quotes by sawsaw2141998

         i hope im not on anyone's "people you are ignoring" list

                of course i talk to myself sometimes....everyone needs some expert advice sometimes!
friend: If you were in the olympics, what would you do?
me: tom daley. 






i wish it would snow




broken pencils are so pointless...

When chemists die
they barium

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough...

Yo momma so fat that her patronus is a cake


Friends are like snowflakes

Each one of them is special

if you pee on them they disappear


Writing the wrong date at the top of your homework

because you're a fearless boss

and you want your teacher to think you did your homework the first day it was assigned