sawsaw2141998

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         i hope im not on anyone's "people you are ignoring" list
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                of course i talk to myself sometimes....everyone needs some expert advice sometimes!
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friend: If you were in the olympics, what would you do?
me: tom daley. 
nmq/f

 

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broken pencils are so pointless...

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When chemists die
they barium


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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough...

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Yo momma so fat that her patronus is a cake

 

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Friends are like snowflakes


Each one of them is special
if you pee on them they disappear
 

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Writing the wrong date at the top of your homework

because you're a fearless boss


and you want your teacher to think you did your homework the first day it was assigned

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