sawsaw2141998

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Quotes by sawsaw2141998

in tough situations i like to ask myself:
WWPDD?
what would phil dunphy do?
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You are leaning on


your left elbow



right now




 

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English is a crazy language. 

There is no EGG in EGGPLANT nor HAM in HAMBURGER; neither APPLE nor PINE in Pineapple. ENGLISH MUFFINS weren't invented in ENGLAND. QUICKSAND can work SLOWLY, BOXING RINGS are SQUARE, and a GUINEA PIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG. 

And why is it that WRITERS WRITE but FINGERS DON'T FIG, GROCERS don't GROCE and HAMMERS don't HAM? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make AMENDS but not one AMEND? If TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? If a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does a HUMANITARIAN eat?

In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL? We SHIP BY TRUCK but SEND CARGO BY SHIP. We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL. We PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY. And how can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN, in which you FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT, and in which an ALARM goes OFF by going ON. And, in closing, if Father is POP, how come Mother's not MOP?





not mine- i saw it on tumblr and thought it was soo funny and awesome i just had to make a quote
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Smitty Werben Yegger Man Jensen

He was #1

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snape: Hey I just met you
snape: and this is crazy
snape: But I was under the impression that I am teaching this lesson
snape: so turn to page 394, maybe?
nmq/f
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I'm eatting my feelings and they taste delicious
 

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JennaMarbles #9


"I was born from my mother's butt hole...which was cool

and different"


Nmf
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SMILE












it confuses people

it 
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"WHO THE HELL TOOK MY, oh...Here it is..."
 

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Congratulations
I hate you
 
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