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Member Since:Sat Aug 9 2008 17:31:25 EDT
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About:Name's Juls, short for Julia, I am a major Twilighter, Twi hard, Fan pire, Totally Awesome Twilight fan, you name it! And you all have to blame/thank my best friend Ray Ray (lifeguardlady95) for that one! My other bet friend's name is Kelsey (emmetts_gal_4901). All three of us love being friends... ok we drive eachother nuts but what friends don't!> Love them to death!! <33 Anyway, I am also a  major bandgeek (alto saxophone) and I enjoy being so. I am a wiz a Jeopardy and proud of it. So love me or hate me, that's who I am. TEAM EMMETT or TEAM SETH!!!!!

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Why would you not love the Cullens...
You have a chill pill,
A mind reader.
A fortune teller,
A sexy as hell doctor,
Ever loving motherly type,
Vain but gorgeous "sister",
A huge, big brother/ protector/ walking joke machine,
Cute little half human half vampire thought sharer,
And the there's Bella...

add to favs - #431250 by saxplayer3 on December 31, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Bella: I hate you Jacob Black.
Jake: That's good, hate is a passionate emotion.
Bella: I'll give you passionate. Murder the ultimate crime of passion.





HaHa, Bella yelling at Jake is somehow very satisfying...

add to favs - #431238 by saxplayer3 on December 31, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Jake: Bella are you ok?
Bella: No DAMMIT you broke my hand!
Jake: Bella you broke your hand, now stop 
          dancing around and let me look at it!

Haha Bella and Jake in Eclipse!!!

add to favs - #431226 by saxplayer3 on December 31, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I have a thing for mythical creatures...
           werewolves, 
                  vampires,
                      the occasional wizard,
                              you name it...I believe in it

add to favs - #431218 by saxplayer3 on December 31, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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To any guy out there,
Stop going with the assumption that...
All girls wear Hollister,
All girls hate sports,
All girls wear tons of make up,
All girls care only about their appearence,
All girls wear top shelf cclothes.

Picture the opposite of that and ta da....you get me and my girls!

add to favs - #431187 by saxplayer3 on December 31, 2008 filed under advice - get code - report quote

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No text,
No IM,
No email,
No call,
But in the end...I'm gald because...
Well give me a minute and I'll come up with some reason to stop loving you.

add to favs - #431178 by saxplayer3 on December 31, 2008 filed under break up - get code - report quote

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How could we not love Seth Clearwater??
He's funny,
Went to Edward and Bella's wedding,
Is able to make jokes about the Cullens (Alice)
And is friends with a family of his mortal enemies!!!



So so so so, loveable!!!

add to favs - #431168 by saxplayer3 on December 31, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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Yes I am one of those Twilight people...got a problem with that???

add to favs - #429197 by saxplayer3 on December 31, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"


Funniest comeback ever!!! (it's a Twilight thing...)
 

add to favs - #429185 by saxplayer3 on December 31, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire...?



no it is not edward cullen


FROST BITE!!!!!!!!!

add to favs - #429142 by saxplayer3 on December 31, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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