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Member since Sat Jun 13, 2009 19:36:14 EDT

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if sexy were an oreo,
you'd be


D.O.U.B.L.E.S.T.U.F.F.E.D.

credit to facebook

quote number 1195464
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We All Have Those Friends.(:
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  482
 



Today, I got locked out of my house,
and had to break in through the bathroom window
I had my iPod on shuffle in the next room over,
and as I came into my house, I immediately recognized the song
"She Came In Through The Bathroom Window"
by the Beatles playing. 
I'm flattered, and a little bit scared.
M L I A
 
 




 
quote number 1101663
filed under funny
  55
    

T
oday, I couldn't find my key
s
  I finally found them in the
freezer. I didn't know which w
as
worse: That they were in th
e
freezer or that I even thought
of looking there.... MLIA(:
  

 

LMAO(: I don't need the credit obviously(:






quote number 1101750
filed under funny
  56
Yesterday, I drew
                          
pacman with a ghost chasing him, followed
                    by a line of pacdots on my desk. Today when I went to class there was
       
                                             an entire maze on my desk
                           
MLIA(:
quote number 1101751
filed under funny
  36
Today in geography*

While watching a Jeff Corwin video,
In this episode he was exploring India and doing strange things,
 -.As always.-
While riding an elephant, he says,
"Its amazing! I have the strong sense that there is something very powerful between my legs."
My teacher automatically looked at a kid in the class and said,
"Do Not."
A minute later, he quitely holds up a sign that said,

T
hatwhat she said.





-mylifeisaverage.com
quote number 1101361
filed under funny
  73
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THEY SAY A PICTURE'S WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, BUT WHEN

I
see yours, I have none*






(:


old acccount!
quote number 1101378
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  160
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quote number 1101153
filed under funny
  119
 
And why is it that when I
[ [ (   s   t   o   p    ) ] ]
L i k i n g        y o u      ,
You          begin         to


Notice me ?



quote number 1101130
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  399

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