weird moments in my life #2
at the dermatologist
dermatologist lady: are you black or do you have a really nice
tan?
me: i just got back from saudi arabia, so its probly just a
tan
dermatologist lady: oh really thats nice!
me: *laughs*
mom: -_- her dads black
weird moments in my life #1
the time i got shoplifting advice.
mom: you two go get labels, and behave.
kenny and i: what do you mean behave?
mom: no shoplifting
kenny (jokeingly to me): yeah because thats a huge problem with
you
some guy walking past us: just stiff your pockets
kenny and i: *dieing from laughter*
*we calm down*
me: what just happened?
kenny: i think we just got shoplifting advice.
bold what you've been called:
- ugly
- stupid
- not good enough
- a waste of space
- anorexic - fat
- wh.re/sl.ut - loser
- b.tch
- useless
- freak
- emo - r.etard
- g.ay
-f.ag
- too tall
- too short - nerd
- you'd be better dead