seemskindafitchy

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Hey I'm Molly ;
I think I'm pretty funny 
So that's why I write quotes 
- Most known for my 'Reasons Why Periods Suck' quote -
Swaaaaaag

 

Quotes by seemskindafitchy

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"What are you

doing?"



"your mom."







 





When you try to look cute stealing a guy's hat away.
                                                                 
But end up annoying the hell out of him.

 


Using Google Translate
For almost every question on your spanish homework.

 

format by sandrasaurus


"He has a girlfriend."


"Sooooo...." 

;)

Blind - Ke$ha

░░

trying to give someone advice
                      and ending with the phrase,
"ya know?"

Boys are like bras

they like to hook up behind your back.


Only ninja’s can read this
quote…;

Congratulations you are a TRUE ninja…now fave this so we can recruit all the non-ninja’s.

"sit right there and DON'T touch that remote!"

"DON'T TELL ME,
WHAT TO DO."

*changes the channel*

REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY  FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
nmf.


YOU'RE CUTE.

 Lets get married.

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