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TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR FINGERS!!!!!



BECAUSE THATS WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO.

NOT WITH YOUR TOES, NOSE, OR ELBOWS.

add to favs - #409164 by segsofia17 on December 23, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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& Everytime you see her cry,
remember not to ask whats wrong
just tell her you love her
because sometimes all a girl needs
is to know someone cares. <3

add to favs - #348533 by segsofia17 on November 19, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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that was then...



THiS iS NOW

add to favs - #316417 by segsofia17 on October 22, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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When someone annoys you it takes **42** muscles to frown about it
But it only takes ~4~ muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.





mine!

add to favs - #284974 by segsofia17 on September 08, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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The following is answered by elementary school students...


How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10

What is the Right Age To Get Married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

What Do Most People Do On A Date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
truck.
- Ricky, age 10




LOVE THIS. please dont copy.

add to favs - #284958 by segsofia17 on September 08, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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[[I was standing in the park,
wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer]]



Then it hit me.



mine!

add to favs - #284953 by segsofia17 on September 08, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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She LAUGHS at my dreams.


I DREAM about her laughter.

add to favs - #280317 by segsofia17 on August 31, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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Kindergarten Drama: Someone Stealing Your crayon.

Highschool Drama: Someone Stealing Your boyfriend.






*Credit

add to favs - #280313 by segsofia17 on August 31, 2008 filed under school - get code - report quote

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I'm SWEATY, MUDDY
My Muscles ACHE,
My knees have NO SKIN,
My shins are BRUISED,
The coach YELLS at me,
The ref's AGAINST me,
You better BELEIVE:


                                          I LOVE SOCCER

add to favs - #257202 by segsofia17 on July 31, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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Boy: So who do you like?

Girl: Oh, Some guy that doesnt like me.

Boy: Well, that guy is totally missing out

Girl:
Haha, what about you, who do you like?

Boy: Oh, Some girl who likes some guy who is totally missing out
 


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Credit to me

add to favs - #257166 by segsofia17 on July 31, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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