seriouslystupendous

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ALL THE BEAUTIFUL TIMES ♥
Status: “Beauty can be seen in all things, seeing and composing the beauty is what separates the snapshot from the photograph” -Matt Hardy/
I'm pretty much that nerd in your history class crossed with your best friend, with a strong dose of tell it like it is. I dream of countries you probably didn't know existed and play songs you forgot existed (or lacked knowledge off) in the background. My true loves are film, photography, Doctor Who, and the characters I call my friends My tumblr is:http://seriouslystupendous.tumblr.com/ and my Twitter is: @SStupendous
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Me and my boyfriend
Me: Mason it smells in here
Mason: What does it smell like?
Me: It smells like. . Up-sexy.
Mason: What's up sexy?
Me: Nothing much how about you?
True story
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How to creep people out
1-have your children walk home from school
2-wait until they are walking past two elderly women
3-drive up in your car
4-swing open the passenger car
5-ask your own children "hey, kids, want some candy?"
6-watch the horrified looks on the women's faces as your kids clim in and you drive off


 

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Me in the beginning of summer: I think I'm actually gonna hang out with people this summer.


Me now: haha there's alway next summer ...
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I Always See Quotes That Say
"Today at the supermarket I was all dressed in sweats and no make up and a little boy perposed with a candy ring."
Well today at Cosco, I was in gym shorts with my hair up and a little boy growled at me.



 

 

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How I would commentate the Olympics:

me: wow you are too flexible to be human
me: aaaaand there's a guy with a really nice butt in lane three
me: oh she has nice abs how can i get nice abs??
me: someone got a gold medal but idk who because i was distracted by the guy with the nice butt
me:  does anyone know the nice-butt guy's phone number?
me: HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE
me: omg his biceps are the size of my thighs
me: i want to feel his biceps
me: would i get fired for feeling his biceps or
me: michael phelps you are beautiful and i want your babies
me: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY THAT OTHER GUY'S NICE BUTT

 

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Worst Movie Ever:
From the directors of twilight
comes the movie event of the century.

50 Shades of Grey
The Movie.
 
Staring: Nicolas Cage & Kristen Stewart
Sound track by: Nickelback & Justin Bieber
Sponsored by: Crocs & Internet Explorer
 Iwastesomuchtime.com

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*at resteraunt*

sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
mom: what.
me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.



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              First known picture of Michael Phelps.

 

 

 

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*Human Logic*
Person: Ahh, finally ready to sleep.
Person: I think I'll just stick my leg out cause' it's kinda hot.
Person: *Sticks leg out*
Person: But a murderer might get me and kill me...
Person: *Sticks leg back in* There, I'm all tucked in.
...
Murderer: ...
Murderer: Oh crap. I can't kill that dude now. He's all tucked in.
Murderer: Guess I'll just have to check out another house.

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You will never see yourself 
the way the person who loves you sees you...

 

 

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