setthemusicfree

that awkward moment
when the dictionary uses words
you don’t know the  definitions of,
to define the word that you don’t
know the definition of.

when you hear "in the arms of an angel"
& you're just like, "OH FU­CK IT'S THAT SUPER
SAD SARAH MCLACHLAN COMMERCIAL!
LOOK AWAYYYYYYYYYY!"

seriously, she might as well just say,
"Hi I'm Sarah McLachlan, and I'm about to ruin your whole fuc­king day."
notmine

that awkward moment
when you fall on a trampoline,
and everyone keeps jumping,
so you can't get up.
notmine

that awkward moment
when you can't find your phone
because your bed ate it.

notmine