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MUSIC FOOD
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EERIE FEELING THAT SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU WHEN YOUR SUPPOSEDLY ALONE
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Have you ever
thought about how your life would be if had did everything that
you decided not to do? How choosing whether to order the chicken
parmesan or the grilled chicken sandwich would impact your entire
life? You may say that it’s just a fricking entree and who
really gives a poop but what if a crazy psycho had pretended to
be a cook and poisoned all the sandwiches? On that last bite you
realize that you’re throat is closing up and that you
really should've ordered the fricking chicken parmesan. So
now the hot waiter’s last memory of you will be of your
eyes bugging out with your tongue hanging from your mouth.
It’ll be a hideous and unfortunate death. If only you had
just chosen to stay home and cuddle with your cat. settledown__×
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