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status; WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? MY SISTER IS PREGNANT!?
SHE IS IN FUCKING 7th GRADE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WORNG WITH HER!?!?!?
About Me. [:

my name is lexi, yes my real name is lexi [: . i am 16  a junior.
i have a older sister whose a lesbian and 19 freshaman in college. and a
younger sister whose in 7th grade and no, she isn't a virgin. i live in california, i'm a
tan beach blonde. i do cheer and gymnastics and i'm captin of both. i'm
called a whore/slut/or bitch just about everyday. i guess you could say i'm
pretty popular [; but as glamourus as that sounds, it adds about 20x
more rumors. i love guys. and flirting. yeah i have cheated on my
boyfriend but w/e. i go to ALOT of parties. and get fucked at just about everyone.
call me a whore right see if i get a shit. i love sex, but i'm being very
carefull. i will NOT be pregnant again!
but honestly i can give really good
advice. i have gone through everything.




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R.I.P. KRISTEN CARMELLA HARDEN
i love you so much and never forget it. you are
never to be forgotten. i know you had to do it. just 
remmebr there is no one like you. <3 


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 THE BASICS*~
Your Name-lexi
Nicknames- lex, sexy, sexylexi, alexandra(even though its not my real name)

~*HAVE YOU??*~
Been kissed? hell yeah
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? yupp! and proud of it!
Been on stage? yes
Gotten in a car accident? yep
Death Valley on horseback? no
Stayed home? yea
Made homemade fudge? of course
Seen the Eiffel tower? yupp.!

~*FAVORITES*~
Shampoo: herbal essences
Soap: dove
Color: piink
Day: friday and saturday
Night: friday
Band: theres too many.
Season: summer
Commercial: reebok where they focus on the girls ass

~*YOUR FRIENDS*~
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? miike<3
Do you have a crush on someone: yeah mikkee^
Do you have a best friend? yeah<3 GIANNA<3
Do you rank your speed dial in order of favorite friends? nope. my friends change it!
Who’s your funniest friend? girl- cali, boy- conner
Who do you go to the mall with the most? gianna
Who do you e-mail the most? psh, everyone
Who have you known the longest of your friends? gianna
Who’s the loudest? melissa or cali
Who’s the shyest? oliviaa!
Whose parents do you know the best? gianna
Who do you go to for advice? gianna
Who knows all your secrets? gianna
Who do you get the most surveys from? kelsey
Who are you jealous of? no one.
Who do you cry with?gianna
What is your usual quote? i don't knoww.

~*IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU*~
Cried? no
Eaten fluf? no
Helped someone? yeah
Bought something? yesh
Dissected something? no
Cut your hair? nope
Worn a skirt? yeah
Worn a tie? no
Been mean? yupp. my sisterr. 
Been sarcastic?of course!
Gone for a run? yeah
Gone for a walk? does walking count?
Gone to the movies? yeah
Gone out for dinner? yeah
Been kissed? yaeh
Felt stupid? yeah
Said “I love you”? yeah
Written a letter? no
Written a paper? no
Taken a test?  no
Met someone new? i dont think so
Moved on? already.
Written in a journal? no
Watched your favorite movie? yess!
Talked to someone you have a crush on?  yeah
Given someone a present? yeah
Missed someone? yes
Hugged someone? yup
Had a nightmare? no
Fought with your parents? no, 
Fought with a friend? no
Been Scared? no

~*WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU*~
Showered? lthis morning
Ate a meal? like 10 minutes ago?
What are you wearing right now? jjuicy sweatsuit
Are you tired? oh yeahh!
Are you lonely? nope
Are you happy? eh, yah 
Are you wearing pajamas? noo.
Are you hungry? no
Are you eating? yeah 
Are you talking to someone online? yeah
Are you ready for this survey to end? kinda d:
How long did this survey take you? who cares?
*Do you want all your friends to do this and send back? nopee.

>>>>FAVORITE STUFF>>>> 
Type of sandwich: panini!
Coffee or hot chocolate? idk. dependss.
Cold or hot? hott
Lace or satin? uhhmm...
Red or blue? blue
New or old? Dependss.
Here or there? Dependss.
boys or girls? uhmm, to make out iwht... boys!(: for girl shitt-- girrlss(:
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 I am
25.5% emo,
36%slut/whore,
31.5% jock,
12%nerd,
28.5% prep.
.5&% ME!




Part One: 
EMO 
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts 
[x] you like skinny jeans 
[x] you’re listening to music right now 
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before 
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes 
[ ] Like the color black 
[ ] disslike most girly girls 
[x] have dyed ur hair dark or want to 
[x] sometimes like to be alone 
[ ] hate popular music 
[ ] keep hair in front of your face 
[x] have given people evil stares 
[ ] Hate (a)your parent(s) 
[ ] Life sucks for you 
[ ] have been called emo 
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue 
[ / only a hlaf d:] Complain a lot 
[ ] owned a studded belt or want one 
[ ] listen to rock, metal, screamo music. 
Total:8 1/2 

Part Two: 
SLUTTY /WHORE 
[x] own more than 10 mini shorts 
[x] have kissed more than 2 people in one night 
[x] have been called a slut 
[x] sometimes likes to drink 
[x] ever wore low cut shirts 
[x] have been called a tease 
[x] Flirt with every girl or guy! 
[x] love the opposite sex 
[x] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week 
[x] own 5 tube tops 
[x] you kiss because you think its fun 
Total: 12

Part Three: 
JOCK 
[] Own at least 5 jerseys 
[x] Have 10 or more trophies 
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday 
[x] Love sports 
[x ] Own 5 or more sweatpants 
[ ] Don't wear makeup 
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse 
[x] Play more than 2 sports 
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before 
[ ] You play/ played Basketball on a team 
[ ] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team 
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team 
[ ]You play/played volleyball on a team 
[ ] You run/ran track 
[ ] You play/ played football on a team 
[ ] Been called a jock 
[x] Have set a record 
[/] Are friends with your coach 
[x] Love watching sports 
[x] can do 15 push ups without getting tired 
Total:10 1/2

Part Four: 
NERD 
[ ] wear your pants at your waist 
[ ] have/had braces/or getting 
[x] in advanced classes 
[ ] On Math team 
[x] Have all A’s 
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s) 
[ ] have been called a nerd 
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied 
[ ] LOVE to learn 
[ ] Like your teachers 
[ ] Watch history channel 
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends 
[x] Have been called weird 
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex 
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace 
[x] read a book a month 
[ ] You read on your last spring break 
[ ] Have your own website 
[ ] wear pocket protectors 
Total: 4

Part Five: 
PREP 
[x] you own mostly hollister 
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21 
[/] charlotte rousse 
[x] wet seal/ delia*s 
[x] you do/have cheerleaded 
[x] you like rap/hip hop music 
[x] you like to go to parties 
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what 
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green 
[x] for the most part, youre organized 
Total: 91/2
If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
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  Hey witty, 
Okay so today i was looking around witty and i saw a bunch of witty haters hating cheerleaders....! I used to be one of thoose people but i kept it to myself it was only cause of a bad experience and this girl whos.... long story! But leave cheerleaders ALONE! CHEERLEADING IS A SPORT MAY NOT BE  WHAT WE CALL A "MAJOY SPORT"  BUT ITS A SPORT! OK!? ANY WITTY HATERS WHO HATE CHEERLEADING KEEP IT TO URSELF

XOFANARTBABE_
sexyylexiiix3 (life long cheerleader)


CHEERLEADERS PLEASE READ AND REPOST THIS WITH YOUR NAME!
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 These Are  Questions For Cheer-Haters;;

1. What do you have against us? 
2. Have you ever tried it?
3. Do you honestly think this is an easy sport?
4. Do you understand how much muscle we need? 
5. You all think we need no skill to be a cheerleader, do you think you
 could get thrown up 20 ft into the air, forcing your self to flip and twist?
6. Do you think guys only go after us because of the uniform? 
7. Do you understandhow long it takes to get ready? 
8. Are you just jealous that you can't do it?
9. So again. what do you have against us now?

cheeraleader for life. . 
please answer theses questions.
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cheer;;
my own escape.




cheeraleader for lifee. 
gotta love itt (:
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1. How old are you? sixteen. turning seventeen this school yearr. 

2. Do you think you've ever been in love? yup. right now.

3. How many guys have you said "i love you" to? fourteen.

4. Have you ever told a guy you loved him and not meant it? yeahhh. 13 times.

5. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 5th grade.

6. Have you ever fallen for your best guy friend? uhm i just thought he was hot.

7. Have you ever used one guy to make another guy jealous? ohhh yeah.

8. If you really thought you were in love with your best friend's ex, would you date him even if it wasn't okay with her?  nopee.

9. Hoes before Bros? alwaysss. well mike MIGHT be an exeptionn.

10. Have you ever asked a guy out? yeah, but i don't have to.

11. When it comes to looks, you prefer guys with what color hair? brownny

12. Eyes? hazely green

13. What body type do you look for in a guy? [ex: tall and skinny, short, chubby, muscular..ect]  taller then me, abs, muscles(; , NOT  SCRAWNEY

14. Hmm okay forget the looks now. Name five qualities you look for in a boyfriend. athletic, compliments me, doesn't look striaght at my boobs and ass, personality, and honest.

15. Group dates or just the two of you? twoo. usually.

16. What type of guy really catches your eye? [ex: Jock, country, emo, brainy type, ect.] hoooottttttt.

17. Ever had a broken heart? ohmygod yes

18. Celebrity crush? channing tatum --> with his shirt or under shirt onn.

19. Have you ever turned down a really sweet guy that you liked, because of his looks, or because you were embarrassed to be seen with him? yeah, i get asked out everyday (even thought i have a bf) by those kind of guys.

20. Do you wish you had a second chance with any guy? nahh.

21. What's your idea of a perfect date? dinner, just two, and then back to either's house and "watching a movie" (i think you know what i mean...)

22. Do you beleive in love at first sight? sureee.

23. Do you think people can stop loving eachother? no.

24. Have you ever stayed in a relationship with a guy you weren't sure you really liked? nopee.

25. Could you imagine dating your best guy friend? yeah, my best guy friend is my boyfriend. (:

26. Your best friend broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years last month. She's moved on. Is it okay to date her ex?  depends how old we are. if youw ere talking about my age right now, uhmm... nopee. but if the bf was from middle school, yeahhh it's fine.

27. Should the guy always pay for the date? not always.

28. What's the biggest turn on? [ex: good with kids, athletic, good cook ect.] athletic

 29. Do your parents usually approve of your boyfriends? she doesn't really care anymore, ever since i first got pregnant. 

30. Favorite romance movie? uhhhmm. the notebook, i thinkk.

31. Would you rather have a relationship like Romeo and Juliet, or Noah and Allie? uurrhhmmm?

32. In your oppinion, can a guy have a really close friend that's a girl, without liking her as a girlfriend? of courseee.

33. Musically Talented or Football Star? as a boyfriend? football star


34. Is marriage and kids something you look forward to when you're older?' yyeahh. i really want a kid nowww.

35. Have you already thought of names for your children? yeahh. 

36. What did you think of this survey? ahha funn (:


37. If enough people were interested, would you take another survey on a different subject? sure? question mark?
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 MAKE THE TRUE RED!
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex. 
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
 09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
10. Been asked to give a handjob/blowjob
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school. 
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance. 
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposites house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car. (don't worry it wasn't moving fast d: )
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone. 
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone. 
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love. 
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep. 
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself. 
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present. 
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital. 
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk. 
58. Dressed Goth. 
59. Dressed preppy. 
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked. 
63. Stalked someone. 
64. Met a celebrity. 
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely. 
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. 
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.  
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country. 
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. 
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months. 
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain 
97. Been rejected 
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face 
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   1. Would you rather be called baby or babe?
urrrhh. baby
2. Would you rather be doing this survey or watching television?
i don't really caree.
3. How are you feeling today?
sexy (:
4. What is on your bed right now?
my covers, pillows, bra, shirt, and pants
5. What are you looking forward to?
everthing
6. Do you miss anyone?
yeah. 
7. Where is he or she?
at football (:
9. When will you smile?
right now becasue it said the word smilee (:
10. Did you see anyone you knew last Friday night?
uhmm yeahhhhh.
11. What are your plans for Saturday night?
kentucky with the cheerwhoreess [;
12. Do you have classes tomorrow?
mhmm
13. What other windows do you have open besides this one?
facebook. halloween costume google.
14. What are you going to eat for supper?
i'm not sure. that is if i eat dinner.
15. Is it your favorite dinner?
nopee.
16. Do you knock or ring the doorbell when you go over to a friend's house?
nope not really. i usually just go in.
17. Do you love compliments?
off coursee.
21. Do you believe in yourself?
yeahh
22. How many times have you showered this week?
twicee. yesterday and todayy.
23. Do you have a daily planner? If so, do you keep up with it?
uhm no. 
24. Who was the last person you commented?
marissa
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Y O U ... C A N ... O N L Y ... T Y P E ... O N E ... W O R D !

N O ... E X P L A N A T I O N S !

1. Yourself:  mee.

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend : perfect

3. Your hair: gorgeous

4. Your Mother: there

5. Your Father: there

6. Your Favorite Item: phoneee.

7. Your dream last night: funny

8. Your Dream Home: livable

9. The Room You Are In: mine

10. Favorite color:  piink

11. Your fear: murder

12. Where do you want to be in ten years? accomplished

13. Who you hung out with last night: cutiees

14. What You're Not: fat

15. Your Best Friend: gianna

16. One of Your Wish List Items: uhm..

17. Your Gender: Female

18. The Last Thing You Did: talked 

19. What You Are Wearing: leotard

20. Your Favorite Weather: changes

22. The Last Thing You Ate: smoothie

23. Your Life: living

24. Your Mood: love

25. Who are you: lexi
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  1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR Right IN SCIENCE.
- What is their name?
Conner
- Are you friends with this person?
yeahh
 Do you talk in this class?
all the timee.
- Is this person your worst enemy?'
naahh 
2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN BACK OF YOU IN MATH.
- What is their name?
the wall. 
- Are they smart?
nopee. they just stand there.
3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
- Are they funny?
HILAROUSS .
- Is this person your best friend?
nopee. 
- Do you play the same sport?
lol noo. 
- What is his/her name?
connerr!
4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
- What’s there name?
kelseyy
5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
- What's there name?
giannaa
Can you talk to them about everything just about?
of course, she is my absolute bestfriendd!
6.IN THE BEGINNING
In a relationship?
no, in love<3

Play any sports?
cheer & gymnastics

One thing you want most?
olympics.

Your hair color?
blondeee.

Favorite class?
Sciencee

Favorite teacher?
mrs . mattege

Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently?
not reallyyy....

Was there a lot of drama this year?
ehmafuck yes

Make any friends?
off coursee.

Lose any friends?
only one, backstabbing bitch.

Experience any tradegy?
yes. my baby died in my womb.

Have your priorities changed?
kindaa.

How many times have you dyed your hair since school began?
well once, and then kinda back to normal so 2?

Any serious regrets?
ohhh yeah.

Major accomplishments?
got mike bacck. and grades are back to A's
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