shAMmers26

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Don't you worry your pretty little mind

 people throw rocks at things that shine
and life makes love look hard
Don't you worry your pretty little mind people throw rocks at things that shine
 But they can't take what is ours ♥

Quotes by shAMmers26

My fellow men of the world:
Put the video games down
Man up
Suit up
and wine and dine the f*ck out of a beautiful girl.
One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should make a song called "Maybe You're The Problem".


My Mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago.

Me: You've gotta admit, that's kind of impressive.
I hate when a shower only has two options: Third degree burns or skinny dipping in Antartica.
iSleep
There's a nap for that.
Camping is fun if you like to pretend you're homeless.
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest b/tch! Knees to chest!
I swear microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
Dear Parents,
Knocking while you open the door to my bedroom kind of defeats the purpose of knocking.
If you feel special because of a guy, don't. Because chances are, he's playing you.
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