shAMmers26

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Don't you worry your pretty little mind

 people throw rocks at things that shine
and life makes love look hard
Don't you worry your pretty little mind people throw rocks at things that shine
 But they can't take what is ours ♥

Quotes by shAMmers26

Wishing our weight was as low as our self esteem.
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Twinkle, Twinkle Little Wh0re
Close Your Legs, You're Not A Door
You're Gonna Catch An STD
You're Only Wanted Cause You're Free
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Wh0re
You're Cheaper Than The Dollar Store.
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They took my happy meal.
I took their happiness.
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Mark Zuckerberg: Left school...became successful.

Steve Jobs: Left school... became successful.

Bill Gates: Left school... became successful.

But if I left school... I'd become an unsuccessful hobo.

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When a girl says "Do whatever you want." Do NOT do whatever you want.
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?

A: It scares the hell out of the dog.
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I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.
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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.
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"Hay Chel-c
iznt txting gr8?
U R sposed to spel stuf rong."

-London on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody
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That annoying moment when somebody texts you first but they don't keep the conversation going.
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