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Choke on it Bitch
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There was this girl and she was with
her
friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It
had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to
die!
There was this girl and she was with
her
friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It
had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to
die!
1
How much are you worth??
b4 u take this test... beware, looking @ the amount of money 2 help u pick ur choice will not make this little quiz FUN!!
Natural Hair Color:
Brown-$100
-Blonde-$50
Black - $15
Bald - $5
Other-$75
Total: $ 50
Eye Color:
Brown - $50
-Green - $75
Blue $150
Hazel $100
Other-$15
Total so far: $125
Height:
Over 7′ - $200
6′8″ to 7′ - $175
6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
-5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
Under 5'4 - $ 95
Total so far: $200
Age:
50 to 56 - $175
46 to 50 - $150
41 to 45 - $125
31 to 40 - $100
26 to 30 - $75
21 to 25 - $50
19 to 20 - $25
-0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $300
Birth Order:
Twins or more than twins - $750
First Born - $320
Only Child - $250
- second born - $150
Middle child - $100
Last born - $100
third born - $550
fourth born - $300
fifth born - $400
sixth born -$215
Total so far: $450
Drink?
- I did like once - $400
Only Holidays - $250
Sometimes - $215
YES - $200
only weekends - $300
Every other day - $50
Once a day - $15
I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
No - $600
Total so far: $850
Shoe Size:
13+ - $300
12 and a half to 13 - $250
-7 to 10 - $500
11 to 12 - $400
Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1350
Favorite Colors (two):
-Green-$750
Red - $600
Black - $100
Yellow - $475
Brown - $300
Purple - $225
White - $400
Aqua - $350
Orange - $300
Blue - $300
Pink/Hot pink - $100
-Other - $500
Total so far: $2600
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
Yes - $0
-Nope-$1,000
some- $750
Total: $ 3600<3
b4 u take this test... beware, looking @ the amount of money 2 help u pick ur choice will not make this little quiz FUN!!
Natural Hair Color:
Brown-$100
-Blonde-$50
Black - $15
Bald - $5
Other-$75
Total: $ 50
Eye Color:
Brown - $50
-Green - $75
Blue $150
Hazel $100
Other-$15
Total so far: $125
Height:
Over 7′ - $200
6′8″ to 7′ - $175
6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
-5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
Under 5'4 - $ 95
Total so far: $200
Age:
50 to 56 - $175
46 to 50 - $150
41 to 45 - $125
31 to 40 - $100
26 to 30 - $75
21 to 25 - $50
19 to 20 - $25
-0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $300
Birth Order:
Twins or more than twins - $750
First Born - $320
Only Child - $250
- second born - $150
Middle child - $100
Last born - $100
third born - $550
fourth born - $300
fifth born - $400
sixth born -$215
Total so far: $450
Drink?
- I did like once - $400
Only Holidays - $250
Sometimes - $215
YES - $200
only weekends - $300
Every other day - $50
Once a day - $15
I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
No - $600
Total so far: $850
Shoe Size:
13+ - $300
12 and a half to 13 - $250
-7 to 10 - $500
11 to 12 - $400
Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1350
Favorite Colors (two):
-Green-$750
Red - $600
Black - $100
Yellow - $475
Brown - $300
Purple - $225
White - $400
Aqua - $350
Orange - $300
Blue - $300
Pink/Hot pink - $100
-Other - $500
Total so far: $2600
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
Yes - $0
-Nope-$1,000
some- $750
Total: $ 3600<3
You walk by everyday
I'm sitting in my room
looking out m window
I'm just to scared to go out there
and talk to you </3
All mine, so true
I'm sitting in my room
looking out m window
I'm just to scared to go out there
and talk to you </3
All mine, so true
Summer is suppose to be fun
with your friends hanging out
beach every day
swimming with all your friends
but none of that matters
when your not there
credit to me kay thanks!
with your friends hanging out
beach every day
swimming with all your friends
but none of that matters
when your not there
credit to me kay thanks!
Girl: I never want school to end.
Boy: Why not!
Girl: I won't be able to see you everyday walking past my locker when we meet eyes.
Boy: What about summer?
Girl: I wont see you everyday i said.
Boy: what if we go out?
Girl: that mite work.
Boy: wanna go out?
Girl: I thought youd never ask.
Boy: I was waiting till i new you liked me.
Girl: I liked you ever since that day i bumped into you and we smiled at eachother.
Boy: SAME
Girl: So we are going out now?
Boy: Of course.
Girl: I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: Soo.
Boy: wanna come over?
Girl: And do what?
Boy: What ever you want hunny
Girl: Kay.
Boy: So what do you want to do?
Girl: Kiss
Boy: Okay Hurry i cant wait much longer im in love.
Girl: Im on my way.♥.
...
I WISH THIS WOULD HAPPEN LOL
all credit to me! Kay. Thanks!
Boy: Why not!
Girl: I won't be able to see you everyday walking past my locker when we meet eyes.
Boy: What about summer?
Girl: I wont see you everyday i said.
Boy: what if we go out?
Girl: that mite work.
Boy: wanna go out?
Girl: I thought youd never ask.
Boy: I was waiting till i new you liked me.
Girl: I liked you ever since that day i bumped into you and we smiled at eachother.
Boy: SAME
Girl: So we are going out now?
Boy: Of course.
Girl: I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: Soo.
Boy: wanna come over?
Girl: And do what?
Boy: What ever you want hunny
Girl: Kay.
Boy: So what do you want to do?
Girl: Kiss
Boy: Okay Hurry i cant wait much longer im in love.
Girl: Im on my way.♥.
...
I WISH THIS WOULD HAPPEN LOL
all credit to me! Kay. Thanks!
S u m m e r
2 0 0 9
is fun all the time
;)
2 0 0 9
is fun all the time
;)
why do i feel this way.
i look at u and get butter flies.
i think about u with her. and want to cry.
i think about u and how im not with u and she is. and i DO cry.
is it love.
or am i just mistakin
credit to me. i really feel this way.
i look at u and get butter flies.
i think about u with her. and want to cry.
i think about u and how im not with u and she is. and i DO cry.
is it love.
or am i just mistakin
credit to me. i really feel this way.
Did u just call me a bitch!
well a bitch is a female dog
dogs bark
bark comes from trees
trees are nature
nature is beautiful
so yeah
thanks for the
compliment!
well a bitch is a female dog
dogs bark
bark comes from trees
trees are nature
nature is beautiful
so yeah
thanks for the
compliment!
full credit to me please! =)
Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head?
Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...
This is a lot more fun if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------
1. mike
2.casey
3courtney
4.jon
5. ryan
6..jackie
7.other jackie
8. kori
9.corey
10.kyle
11amber
12.marisa
13. scottyyy
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How did you meet 10?
7th grade friends of friends
Have you ever seen 4 cry?
yess
Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
NO
.
Are you good friends with 13?
No not reallly but i would LOVE to go out with him and get to know him better damn scottys hottt ass firee =)
Do you think 5 is cute?
DAMN NO
Something about number 1?
i can tell him anything (i use to like him and kinda still do)
How did you meet 8?
school
What's 7's favorite color?
pink maybee?
What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you?
cry because thats a girl and im NOT a lezzbiann
Fact about 9?
known him sense i was born
Would you ever live with 12?
yeah shes my bff
Is 2 single?
I think so...unless she's keeping something from me??!
Where does 7 live?
umm idkk
What do you think about 2?
id bang him in a heartbeat
Whats the worst and best thing about 5
worst thing: ugly .. besst thing: hes a perv and i like that
Who is 11 going out with?
no one
.
What do you like about number 3?
we can fight than work it out and we will always be friends no matter what happens
Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...
This is a lot more fun if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------
1. mike
2.casey
3courtney
4.jon
5. ryan
6..jackie
7.other jackie
8. kori
9.corey
10.kyle
11amber
12.marisa
13. scottyyy
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How did you meet 10?
7th grade friends of friends
Have you ever seen 4 cry?
yess
Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
NO
.
Are you good friends with 13?
No not reallly but i would LOVE to go out with him and get to know him better damn scottys hottt ass firee =)
Do you think 5 is cute?
DAMN NO
Something about number 1?
i can tell him anything (i use to like him and kinda still do)
How did you meet 8?
school
What's 7's favorite color?
pink maybee?
What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you?
cry because thats a girl and im NOT a lezzbiann
Fact about 9?
known him sense i was born
Would you ever live with 12?
yeah shes my bff
Is 2 single?
I think so...unless she's keeping something from me??!
Where does 7 live?
umm idkk
What do you think about 2?
id bang him in a heartbeat
Whats the worst and best thing about 5
worst thing: ugly .. besst thing: hes a perv and i like that
Who is 11 going out with?
no one
.
What do you like about number 3?
we can fight than work it out and we will always be friends no matter what happens
a cat falls in the pool;
a rooseter laughs.
moral of the story:
a wet pussy makes a cock feel good.
not mine credit to who ever?
a rooseter laughs.
moral of the story:
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