shan3emma

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Joined: August 7, 2010
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I love Shannon<3

shan3emma's Favorite Quotes

Liam: Please.
Harry: Hipsta, please.
Niall: Fatty, please.
Louis: B/tch, please.
Zayn: Ugly, Please.
Penelope: AMANDA PLEASE!
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Here's to the people who

remember the movies

My Date With The President's Daughter (1998)
The Luck Of The Irish (2001)
The Princess Diaries (2001)
Double Teamed (2002)
Cheetah Girls (2003)
Freaky Friday (2003)
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Pixel Perfect (2004)

 
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You're ten and you wear a pushup bra.
The only boobs I had when I was ten were Drake and Josh.
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BravoSierra's format

 

I really hate it when
                  I say something funny,         then someone else says it louder and gets the credit.


 

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Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day'
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             Me:  Hey can I borrow a pencil?
             Student:  Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser
             Me:  Life doesn't have an eraser
             Student:  That was deep, man
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*when I hold doors for people**   Kids: ...   Teenagers: Thanks.   Adults: Thank you.   Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

just gotta love 'em.
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Officer: Where do you live?
Me: With my brother.
Officer: Where does your brother live?
Me: With me.
Officer: Where do you both live?
Me: Together.
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on the x-factor:

simon: whats your name?

lady: panda

simon: what?!

lady: panda, like the bear.

simon: why were you called panda?

lady: well, my mom was in jail when she had me, and her cell mate was white, and she was black, so they just came up with the name.
 
 


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 guys who   kiss a girl
To sHut Her up.
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