shannon4297

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Quotes by shannon4297

this girl and her mom were selling girl scout cookies i felt bad cause they had so many boxes to sell so i bought two boxes of thin mints which was 12.00$ i walked into the movie store with my best friend jj and i opened a box and realized they were both filled with rocks i went outside to see the mom and girl gone so in reality i paid $12 to be scammed by a girl scout....

a black man walks into a bar a white man goes "colored people aren't allowed here" the black man says "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black; when i'm dead i'm black! but no when your     born you pink; when your cold your blue; when your sick your green, when you are dead your purple! yet you       have the nerve to call me colored?!" let's just say the       white man had no response to that one;)                          
did you notice that therapist said in two words is "the rapist"                        

if skinny dipping is for little people
is chunky dunking  for big people?  


 

                Listen up all girls:                       
when you have that bad breakup with        that special guy  i know you  liked him but no guy is worth your tears  and the one     who is wont make you cry.                         

Never frown because you never know who's going to fall  in love with      your  smile :)

The greatest love story ever told.....
          Is your own  :)     

Loved you once 
Loved you still 
Always have     
Always will:)   

 

To all skinny people of the world.....
EAT A FRIGGIN TWINKIE!!!!!
thank you:)

You know you're fat when
Someone slaps your leg
And your leg slaps them back.