caseylovescats_*

Status: I'm in love with my best friend.
Joined: May 9, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 108505
Gender: F
lsyp<3 my boy fo lyfee; 6.22.13. 
it's like, i'm so in love with you that it's unexplainable.


caseylovescats_*'s Favorite Quotes

is for Friends who do stuff without you
U is for Ur alone
N is for Never going anywhere at all, all you do is sit at home.
The "Types" of texters
The "Abreviator"- The person always saying lol,omg, nm,brb,u, and the dreaded k which is everybodys favorite
The "Grandma texter"- The person who takes 4 days to reply
The "Ninja texter"- The person who replies right away
The "Too cool for you" texter- The person who always ignores you
The "Send another texter"- The person who if you don't reply right away sends the same message again
The "Lengthy texter"- The person who sends a 4 page long text
The "Exceptional texter"- The person who spells out every word with proper grammer and hardly ever has a mistake
The "Stone texter"- The person who doesn't use emoji's
The "Forward texter"- The person who forwards chain mail texts
The "I'm too busy texter"- The person who claims that they are always busy but is always on a social media website
Then their's me
The "Loner texter"
Who texts myself because I have no one else to text

I Put a sixth in a twenty-four ouce, Now im leanin'
Okay you let me f**k now, now im leavin'
Baby I just smoked a whole pound, now im dreamin'
It got me buying s**t like i need it
Baby I just bought a pack of flats, now I'm beamin'
Put six in a twenty-four, now im leanin'
Baby I just bought some gold bottles, i be drinkin'

Show you were that loud and that lean at (leanin')
if you listen closely you can hear every white girl in a 5 mike radius drawing on cat whiskers



to be honest i find it hard to believe that there is someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me





Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mom: Aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: We're sorry, you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version for that feature. 
can bob the builder fix my grades?
i need a hug right now but also five hundred dollars in cash
 
Tips on kissing boys

1. Start off wih slow kisses
2. When he's least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams 
3. Swallow him whole

Slither away you fiesty anaconda
 





          In math class today
          Teacher: Let's do a geometry throwback.
          Teacher: How many degrees does a right angle have?
          Student: Easy! 180 degrees
          Teacher: What.
          Every other student: What?
          Student: 
          Student: 
          Student: I'm going to go cry in the corner.
          Student: *runs into the corner*
          Teacher: Is it hot over there?
          Student: No, why?
          Teacher: Because it should be about 90 degrees in that corner.


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