shnookz

That Awkward Moment
when you and your friends make a match.com and your dad comes up as a match...

anyone here from massachusetts?
holla if yer a masshole!

the kid i used to be in love with, just said i love you to me....
to bad i'm over him.

THAT BOSS MOMENT:
when you forget to turn your swag off before bed
and wake up covered in bixtches.

the reason why santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
does that mean that one enjoys it?

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im so sick of fake people.

Friend: heey!

Me: wass good?

Friend: boredd aha hbuu

Me: bored tampon

Friend: what..?

Me: confused tampon?

Friend: umm what?
 

Me: exactly tampon.