shortii828xx

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Joined: January 16, 2009
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heyy(:

my name is allie!

Quotes by shortii828xx

I Don't Hate You;
it's just, if you were drowning and I had a lifesaver...
I'd Pretend To Be In Nascar
and use it as a steering wheel.
Brrrrrrrrrr Brrr Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Brrrr BRRRRR
Vroom.

 

Did Anyone Else Hear Cody Simpson's Song
"On My Mind" and think;

SOMEONE HIT PUBERTY

 
 Like a good neighbor
StateFarm is there!
Wait a sec,
"like a good neighbor?"
I don't know about you,

but my neighbor hates me.
I don't see why.
I always play awesome music
and even turn it up
FULL BLAST
so he can hear it too!
 Like a good neighbor
StateFarm is there!
With Jersey Shore!
Wow, It worked!


 
 They say you need love
hmm,

those cat ladies seem pretty content to me...
 
 

DEAR "BRING YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY," 
 
I’m a mortician. This is awkward. 

 
Sincerely, No, honey, that man is just sleeping 




 


" T h i s  a i n ’ t  t h e  l e v e l 

the next level's the level!"


 


The way Sam from Jersey Shore says  
EMBARRASSING 
 



 

You're a...
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