shortstuffx4

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 when it gets awkward at someones house i pet their dog.

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"OH  I  GET  IT !"
(teacher walks away)
"dude i still don't get it."
 
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"go clean your room."
"i did."
"okay i'm checking."
"WAIT!"
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"dude don't ruin the movie for me."
"fine."
---silence---
"they all die in the end."
"i hate you."
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i M 2 6 c 4 u
fav if you get it(;
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mom: "honey can you get your father?"
me: DAD!!!
mom: "i could of done that."
me: "then why didn't you?"
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wanna watch a scary movie?
sure
*hours later*
dude walk me to the bathroom.
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I'm almost there.


LOL JK

im straightening my hair(:
 
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you end your presentations by saying "and yeahhh....."
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 yesterday 
I met a girl named unique. She had an identical twin sister.
Nobody else thought it was funny.
MLiA




*found it on mlia.com
thought it wsa funny
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