courtneylol_*

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Joined: December 19, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: October 25
user id: 252680
Location: West Haven, CT
Gender: F

 

 
 

hi.I like food and music.  k, bye.
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Teacher: For homework, I want you to do pages 307-543 all the questions, show your work, don't make any mistakes, do it on off white paper  then type it, fly to the moon and back, swim across the ocean, make me dinner, and then do those five projects that i just assigned now that are due tomorow, OH! and dont forget to study for that test. 
*next class*
Teacher: YOU CANT SLEEP IN MY CLASSROOM.



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                                                     Student: *cough* I'm sick.
                                                     Teacher: Boo, you wh/re.



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Student: Why did you want to act?
Girl actress: Well, I did my first play in third grade and I found it very interesting. Everybody was moving around everywhere and everything happened so fast and there were last minute changes it was so thrilling to me but mostly i loved the attention and decided i wanted to do it for the rest of my life. How about you Trevor?
Trevor: I just have no other talents. 


True story. Trevor please join us here on Witty.
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WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
 
BOYFRIEND


 
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Me: eats 14 bags of chips
Me: I think that's a good start of my diet



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*listening to radio*
Man: So theres this lady that calls us up and gets a little tipsy sometimes and tells us about her ex-boyfriend, Pedro.
Lady: *on the phone with them* If I see my baby with another girl I will kick his booty. I love you Pedro come back.
Man: What if I tolf you I saw Pedro with another girl?
Lady: I will kick his booty. His booty. Booty.
Man:Well I saw him with another girl. 
Lady: No you didnt. No.
Man: Yes I did.
Lady: *starts crying*
Man: Oh no, I was just kidding I didnt mean it.
Man in the back: YOU JUST MADE THE DRUNK LADY CRY!

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One day in second grade,
the priest came to our class and was asking us what we wanted to be. When he asked me, I said I wanted to be vet. He laughed, said that wasnt even a real job, and told me to think about it more. He made me think that I couldnt be a vet anymore and that Id be on the streets with no job.
I cried that day.


 
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Teacher: It seems like you guys just study something, take the test, then forget about it like it's not important anymore!
Me: Isn't that what we're supposed to do?


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Me I'm gonna start exercising today and be healthy!
Me: *does one sit-up*
Me: I think I'll just stay down here. It's pretty comfy anyways.






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lazy



Person: Eww why are you so fat?
Me: I live with my grandma.
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me: Exactly.





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