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10 reasons you know you live in 2009 [or not]
_{1. you}_cant_{live wtihout your}_{hair straightner}_{[dont even own one of those]}_2._{eye liner and mascara}_{are your best friends. [sorry but i dont own those either]

3.}_{converse&uggs}_{are your only shoes you wear [haha how weird... dont own those...AGAIN!]

4. you have atleast 2 pairs of}_{skinny jeans [four in a row!! thats like a record or something... dont have those for the fourth time]}_{5. you cant}_{leave the house}_{without you}_{ipod and cellphone [finally somethings i have! but i wud never dare take my ipod out of the house]}_{6. you go to the}_{movies atleast every weekend}_{, maybe more [nope, i have a life]

7. you take}_{tons of pictures}_{when your with your friends with your camera [maybe two pictures of one friend]

8. you are addicted to}_{witty profiles}_{and cant go a day without}_{going on it}_{[like i said, i have a life!]}_9._{r&b and country music}_{are the most listened too [who listens to those? not me ill tell ya that much]

10. but especially, when you find yourslef}_{falling for him all over again<3 [actually quite the opposite... lets not get into details]}so if these are the reasons you know you live in 2009... and none of them aply to me... do i not live in 2009?

sorry if this is offensive to some people... like im so sorry to whoever made it, its a great quote but i hate these so much cuz i dont ever apply to any of them and i know that there are going to be thousands of these this year but they are really pointless. just getting my opinion out there :]
oh and the one about witty ... im not saying that people who go on everyday have no life.

add to favs - #451466 by silly_sarah on January 07, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

<div >10 reasons you know you live in 2009 [or not] 
1. you cant live wtihout your hair straightner [dont even own one of those] 
2. eye liner and mascara are your best friends. [sorry but i dont own those either] 
3. converse&uggs are your only shoes you wear [haha how weird... dont own those...AGAIN!] 
4. you have atleast 2 pairs of skinny jeans  [four in a row!! thats like a record or something... dont have those for the fourth time] 
5. you cant leave the house without you ipod and cellphone [finally somethings i have! but i wud never dare take my ipod out of the house] 
6. you go to the movies atleast every weekend, maybe more [nope, i have a life] 
7. you take tons of pictures when your with your friends with your camera [maybe two pictures of one friend] 
8. you are addicted to witty profiles and cant go a day without going on it [like i said, i have a life!] 
9. r&b and country music are the most listened too [who listens to those? not me ill tell ya that much] 
10. but especially, when you find yourslef falling for him all over again<3 [actually quite the opposite... lets not get into details] 
so if these are the reasons you know you live in 2009... and none of them aply to me... do i not live in 2009? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
sorry if this is offensive to some people... like im so sorry to whoever made it, its a great quote but i hate these so much cuz i dont ever apply to any of them and i know that there are going to be thousands of these this year but they are really pointless. just getting my opinion out there :] 
oh and the one about witty ... im not saying that people who go on everyday have no life.</div>

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without my best friends
----------> id be normal
i know, scary thought

add to favs - #448686 by silly_sarah on January 06, 2009 filed under friendship - get code - report quote

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no wonder...
studying
has the word
dying
in it

add to favs - #436507 by silly_sarah on January 02, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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don't spend all of your teen years
wishing you were a little kid because when
you are 20 all your going to want is to be
[13] a l l o v e r a g a i n

add to favs - #436452 by silly_sarah on January 02, 2009 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center">don't spend all of your teen years 
wishing you were a little kid because when 
 you are 20 all your going to want is to be 
[13]  a l l  o v e r  a g a i n</div>

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yeah,
were thoes girls who
play hide-and-seek
and when were looking,
walk in on our friends
sleeping great grandma,
and scream
"FOUND YA!!"
then fall to the floor clracking up

tru story ^^^
credit to talks_alot123, such a fun nite!

add to favs - #422581 by silly_sarah on December 29, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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my friends and i...
will start playing hide&seek
and after 10 minutes realize
that everyone playing
was hiding

add to favs - #419555 by silly_sarah on December 28, 2008 filed under friendship - get code - report quote

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an optimist is someone who ...
is falling from the empire state building
and after 50 floors says, "so far so good"

add to favs - #413900 by silly_sarah on December 25, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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why are some people still called popular...
if most of the school hates them?**

add to favs - #411624 by silly_sarah on December 24, 2008 filed under school - get code - report quote

<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center">why are some people still called popular... 
if most of the school hates them?**</div>
</div>

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i wanna be the girl he's SCARED_TO_LOSE.
the one where he [can't] ~~walk away~~
from knowing shes mad *at* him,
the one who can't fall asleep without
her voice being the last one he hears;;
...the one he cant
l.i.ve. w.i.t.h.o.u.t / /

add to favs - #378051 by silly_sarah on December 07, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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i am nowhere near perfect
i eat when im bored
i fall for boys easily
im vulnerable to believing lies
im hoping that one day i wont need a fake smile
i live by quotes that explain what im going through
I MAKE UP EXCUSES FOR EVERYTHING
i have best friends and enemies
i have DRAMA and MEMORIES
( and thats life. )
live it, love it..learn from it

saw it somewhere :]

add to favs - #378034 by silly_sarah on December 07, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">i am nowhere near perfect 
i eat when im bored 
i fall for boys easily 
im vulnerable to believing lies 
im hoping that one day i wont need a fake smile 
i live by quotes that explain what im going through 
I MAKE UP EXCUSES FOR EVERYTHING 
i have best friends and enemies 
i have DRAMA and MEMORIES 
( and thats life. ) 
live it, love it..learn from it 
 
 
 
 
 
 
saw it somewhere :]</div>

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About:	so... these are my quotes... i hope you like them <3 i can type my name with my toes.fingers.forhead.elbows.anything. it mite take a while, but they never sed you cant use backspace! so if you mess up a letter, hit backspace... am i the only one who realized this? comments are cool :]

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