silylittleboysbreakhearts

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Joined: June 25, 2012
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Quotes by silylittleboysbreakhearts

Him: How much do you love me?
Her: Well, look up at the stars and count them. That's how much i love you.
Him: But it's morning.
Her: Exactly.

          MY GRADUATION SPEECH.
"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you."

 

                          I may look calm,
                           but in my head
                      I've killed you 3 times 

 

                                                                                             I wasn't that drunk.

Dude, you were hugging
an old man with a beard
screaming
'DUMBLEDORE...
YOU'RE ALIVE!'

I wasn't that drunk..

I wasn't that drunk!
Dude, you were in my closet yelling where the f*ck is Narnia?

I'm not anti-social,
I just hate you.

"You don't get another chance.
  Life is no Nintendo game."
          -Eminem

[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[X] I get about as much attention as a white crayon.

Dear math,
       I am sick and tired of finding your "x". 
   Just accept the fact that she is gone.
                
MOVE ON, DUDE.

10 things to do in an elevator..

1. Pick a corner and stay there silently with your face to the wall.
2. Say ding every time you reach a new floor.
3. Look at someone, open your eyes real wide, back away and say 'your one of them'..
4. Make explosive noises every time someone presses a button.
5. Drop a pen and wait for someone to pick it up for you, then scream 'that's mine!'
6. When your alone with someone, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7. Draw a square on the floor and say its your personal space.
8. Awkwardly introduce people to your imaginary friend.
9. Meow occasionally.
10. Scratch your body uncontrollably.