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simmyx
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"I would rather be p/ssed on then p/ssed off."
This is one of them times when the difference between "then" and "than" is important.
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simmyx
funny
Kids arguing:
"I hate you! I won't play with you again!"
So they played apart.
After a few minutes, they played again and shared toys.
WHY?
Because for kids,
happiness
is more important than
pride
.
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cute
Teacher:
Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student:
Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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simmyx
school
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There's a
difference
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simmyx
inspirational
I miss the way things
u
s
e
d
to be.
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simmyx
love
True love
is when you
look into someone's eyes and see their
heart
.
♥
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love
B/tch, you
can't
photoshop your
ugly
personality.
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simmyx
funny
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inspirational
Average Girl:
*Insert really deep status* - 4 likes...
Girl With Boobs Falling Out:
"Lol i just sneezed ;)" - 495 likes.
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simmyx
funny
That
annoying
moment
when,
someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open before they leave.
nmf
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funny
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