simmyx

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"I would rather be p/ssed on then p/ssed off."
This is one of them times when the difference between "then" and "than" is important.

Kids arguing:

"I hate you! I won't play with you again!"

So they played apart.
After a few minutes, they played again and shared toys.

WHY?

Because for kids, 
happiness is more important than pride.

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
I didn't change, I grew up.
There's a difference.
I miss the way things used to be.




True love is when you
look into someone's eyes and see their heart.



 

B/tch, you can't photoshop your ugly personality.
Average Girl: *Insert really deep status* - 4 likes...
Girl With Boobs Falling Out: "Lol i just sneezed ;)" - 495 likes.


That annoying moment when,
someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open before they leave.
nmf