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One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no.

Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom."She said "no not with that mouth."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's.frontwords and backwords

He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z"

Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a"

Then she said "Where is the p."

Lil Johny said "Running down my leg."


LOVE THIS JOKE! Hope you do too!

add to favs - #450940 by single_and_loving_it on January 07, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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GOD! How many people hate wittyboy22??? I KNEW I DO!! She... or he, is a gigantic jerk! And she... or he, is a perv! Who else thinks that she should get off witty and get a life?!?!?!?!

add to favs - #450589 by single_and_loving_it on January 07, 2009 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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   You know your in love when #1
your on vacation and all you can think
about is how much you miss his gorgeous
eyes, lushes hair, and BEAUTIFUL smile.

add to favs - #421843 by single_and_loving_it on December 28, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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 Don't you hate it when
  Your talking to some one 
and they go "Wait, what was 
        I going to say?"

I mean, common! How am I suppose to know.

add to favs - #409992 by single_and_loving_it on December 23, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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   Don't you hate it when 
You have a crush on someone
and your talking to your crush 
and some one walks up to you
and says "Are you two dating?"  

This happens to me ALL the time! I hate it!!!!!!

add to favs - #409984 by single_and_loving_it on December 23, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Ways to turn down men #11

Man: Where have you been all my life
Woman: Hiding from you.

add to favs - #403173 by single_and_loving_it on December 20, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Ways to tun down men #10
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

add to favs - #403172 by single_and_loving_it on December 20, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Ways to tun down men #9
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money

add to favs - #402559 by single_and_loving_it on December 20, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Ways to tun down men #8

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

add to favs - #402558 by single_and_loving_it on December 20, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Ways to tun down men #7
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.  

add to favs - #402557 by single_and_loving_it on December 20, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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