Teacher: So class, today we're going to
Teacher: excuse me?
Me: I'm not doing any work.
Teacher: and why's that?
Me: I refuse to do the work you set because
its completely irrelevant to what I plan to achieve in life, YES
THAT'S RIGHT.. *le stands on the desk* I HAVE A DREAM.. THAT
ONE DIRECTION'S PEN!S AND MY VAG!NA.. CAN COME TOGETHER AND
FORM SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL!
Teacher: that's disgusting.
Me: yea, I come from the perviest fandom
b*tch get to know.
Teacher: Ok. A) you have a detention and B)
what if I do a One Direction problem for you to solve?
Teacher: If you have 10 One Direction tickets
and I take 5, what do I have?
Me: A BROKEN ARM!
Teacher: I give up.
Me: AT LAST!! *le sticks headphones on*
*nmq, just thought it was