skateboarderjosh

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Josh. 14 turning 15 in a month. New Zealand.

Quotes by skateboarderjosh

 

 

Who Else Has Never 
had a top quote before?.


 

My brother just went for a pee,
and farted at the same time.
I was all like O.O

Just Gonna Stand
There and hear me roar. But thats alright because I'm a dinosaur.

nmq/nmf

she is my best friend and im in love with her but she doesn't know it <3

Type your name: Josh
Type your name with your eyes closed: JOSH
Type your name with your elbow:  josh
Type your name with your nose: j90wsyh
BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE KEYBOARD:  jhyyh ugdf gtf

Repost this but delete my answers  :)

 

ME: heyy mom can you pick
up some c*ck on your
way home?
im in the mood.

mom: umm, no honey, no. lets talk about this when we get home.

 

Me: nah nevermind. ill just get dads.
mom: Sweetheart let me come home!! no! NO

 


me: Omg! i meant *COKE* not c*ck!
Mom seriously no!!! i meant coke! ill drink dads *COKE*
OMG

 


mom:lets pretend this never happened.
gooobye.
me: FML

adorable,                  b a b y,            caring, trackys, thin, fat                      nice hot
loveable,                   sweetie,           gentle, no make-up, quiet,           wise,             funny
honey,                      l o v e,             honest,                                     passionate,     smooth
attractive                  sweet-pie,         harming,                                     italian,           bright
sweet, cute,delicious, charming          smooth, truthful, roman,              sensitive       careful
gorgeous,lovely, honey,amazing,          kind, magical, beautiful,                giving, talking, high
kissable,                    delightful,         dearest,                                     smart,  angel sweet
hugable,                    precious,           s u g a r, funny  enchanting,        tough,         true baby
true love,                   a n g e l,           s e x y,  careful, unique,              joyful               love me
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Dear laides/girls,
not all guys are dicks:)

yours truly, Josh:')

You don't deserve my tears,
I guess that's why they ain't there.








nmq